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[–] [email protected] 129 points 4 months ago (2 children)

"Scream not working because space make deaf."

I need this on a T-shirt and I think I want to use that as the title track to my album.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 4 months ago

I will buy that album based on title alone.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago (1 children)

It’s an industrial metal album, right?

[–] hydrospanner 4 points 4 months ago

Polka, actually!

[–] [email protected] 73 points 4 months ago (2 children)
[–] Raptor_007 15 points 4 months ago

Thank you so much for this

[–] Agent641 8 points 4 months ago

E G G D E M O N

[–] [email protected] 66 points 4 months ago (3 children)

But who IS bad milk blood robot?

[–] [email protected] 54 points 4 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 20 points 4 months ago

Uh oh, he eat bad noodle. But not egg demon one!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago (1 children)

In my mind he was bad milk, blood robot.

Not bad, milk blood, robot. Yours makes much more sense.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago

Well, given that there is only one robot on the entire ship (the exoframe carrier thing she uses to throw the alien into the airlock doesn’t count since it’s not autonomous), and he is both bad and has milk blood, it wasn’t THAT hard to figure out…

[–] BreadOven 5 points 4 months ago

But who was phone?

[–] nifty 2 points 4 months ago

I love that as a bad name

[–] [email protected] 49 points 4 months ago (4 children)

I love that a showdown to the death with a terrifying alien is described as "hard working" like it's a bad day at the office.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 4 months ago

For Ripley, it was!? :-P

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago

Kicking ass is hard work!

[–] dejected_warp_core 2 points 4 months ago

Well, the Nostromo was a tug boat for a whole oil refinery, and the eponymous alien chowed down on Ripley's crew. And shit went sideways because corporate had this brilliant idea that derailed everything that was going right. It really was just a bad day the office.

[–] NorthWestWind 2 points 4 months ago

Average Hongkonger moment

[–] [email protected] 39 points 4 months ago (2 children)

While this is funny, I'm pretty sure it isn't real (or it was intentionally written poorly)- It doesn't make any sense in Chinese either, and most people in Hong Kong know English at least somewhat.

[–] feedum_sneedson 14 points 4 months ago

The grammar is not what you'd expect from a Chinese to English translation, at all.

[–] I_Has_A_Hat 10 points 4 months ago

Well, with the advancements in AI, shitposters can no longer rely on "An AI wrote this! Haha, so funny!" for their blatantly made up posts. I guess "Look at this poor translation! Haha, so funny!" is all they have left at this point.

[–] ZombieMantis 30 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Scream not working because space make deaf.

[–] Everythingispenguins 8 points 4 months ago

The story of my life right there

[–] AnUnusualRelic 29 points 4 months ago

It's both absolutely spot on and so far gone from reality that it's entered a new realm of perception.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 4 months ago (1 children)

This looks to forced to be real

[–] TankovayaDiviziya 1 points 4 months ago

It's just badly translated.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 13 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Eh, this is more Backstroke of the West than an aneurysm.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

TOO MANY egg

[–] [email protected] 21 points 4 months ago

I always said it was the bad noodles!

[–] niktemadur 16 points 4 months ago

Seven friends and cat all try to find egg demon

Almost sounds like a Scooby Doo ripoff.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 4 months ago

WTF dude?? No spoiler alert?!

[–] [email protected] 14 points 4 months ago

I would see that movie and i wouldn't even need to watch a trailer.

[–] Z4XC 8 points 4 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 15 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Future city, always rain. Man with sad eyes hunt machine people who look like real people. Machine people want more time to live, not happy being throw away. Big building man make machine people, but no heart for their wanting. Sad eyes man find machine lady, she not know she machine. They run, but other machine people want live more, find sad eyes man. Big fight on roof, rain pouring, machine man save sad eyes man, why? He just want see things, feel life. Bird fly in rain, machine man stop working. Sad eyes man think, what mean to be alive? Machine lady and he try escape, but future dark, uncertain. Is love real if heart beep by battery?

[–] CptEnder 1 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Future city, always rain.

Blade Runner.

Only took those 4 words, good work op.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 months ago

Big foot tiny man find shiny circle thing in dirt. Old man with pointy hat say circle thing is big trouble, must go far away to fire mountain for destroy. Tiny man and friends - some tiny, some tall, one shiny circle lover - go on big walk with trees and scary flying things. They meet beard men, arrow boy, and shiny sword man, all join for adventure. Big eye always watching, wanting shiny circle back. Lots of walking, fighting with green ugly creatures, and tiny man getting tired. Big spider scare, shiny circle lover betray, but fire mountain close. Can tiny man throw shiny circle in fire? Big fight, eagle save, and long boat trip for pointy hat man. Who will be hero? Shiny circle big problem, but friendship bigger.

[–] mechoman444 6 points 4 months ago

That last line got to me, I can't stop laughing!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Those were some bad noodles.

[–] dejected_warp_core 1 points 4 months ago

Barf: (seeing other patron in agony) Hey, what did that guy order?

Waitress: Oh, he had the noodles.

Barf & Lonestar: CHECK PLEASE!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago (1 children)

@[email protected] draw for me Space ship people get up from sleeping coffin and have eat. Computer woman find strange noisings on planet and astronauts go to seeing. Astronauts find big elephant man who dead then find too many egg. Astronaut is possess by egg demon and new egg demon is come when eat bad noodle. Seven friends and cat all try to find egg demon before space ship go home but is hard working. Who will life to escaping? Who is bad milk blood robot? Scream not working because space make deaf.

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[–] [email protected] -1 points 4 months ago (2 children)

@[email protected] draw for me Space ship people get up from sleeping coffin and have eat. Computer woman find strange noisings on planet and astronauts go to seeing. Astronauts find big elephant man who dead then find too many egg. Astronaut is possess by egg demon and new egg demon is come when eat bad noodle. Seven friends and cat all try to find egg demon before space ship go home but is hard working. Who will life to escaping? Who is bad milk blood robot? Scream not working because space make deaf.

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago

This would be the Movie Posters, A.I. generated:

[–] [email protected] 0 points 4 months ago

@nicerdicer2 Here are some images matching your request
Prompt: Space ship people get up from sleeping coffin and have eat. Computer woman find strange noisings on planet and astronauts go to seeing. Astronauts find big elephant man who dead then find too many egg. Astronaut is possess by egg demon and new egg demon is come when eat bad noodle. Seven friends and...
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#aiart #stablediffusion #aihorde

[–] fne8w2ah 4 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

That's what a LLM would do when prompted about a z-tier alien movie. 😅

[–] trashgirlfriend 4 points 4 months ago

Dave's spokesman vibe

[–] EdibleFriend 2 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago

Nobody listens to the woman, all the men die.