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[–] [email protected] 77 points 10 months ago (5 children)

You know how it goes, first people start saying the silly meme phrase “ironically”, then they can’t stop themselves saying it, then it becomes awkwardly unironic, and then it gets embedded in the lexicon and Miriam-Webster adds it to the dictionary

2060 is going to be lit fam AHEM I mean it’s going to be funny

[–] A7thStone 34 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 36 points 10 months ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 8 points 10 months ago

I am guilty af here, fr.

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[–] [email protected] 61 points 10 months ago (8 children)

Are the front curls really such a zoomer thing? I've been dealin' with'em for decades now because Arabic and Irish heritage means my hair is constantly in rebellion against british beauty standards

[–] Godric 37 points 10 months ago (1 children)

It's become a zoomer thing. Last Xmas my friend's little cousin of Polish and Polish heritage was rocking them instead of his usual arrow straight hair.

[–] Viking_Hippie 7 points 10 months ago

cousin of Polish and Polish heritage

Sure he doesn't also has some Polish in him? Maybe a bit of Polish too?

[–] flicker 34 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I imagine, with that heritage, every part of you is in constant rebellion against the British!

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[–] [email protected] 18 points 10 months ago

Broccoli cut

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[–] Sir_Simon_Spamalot 53 points 10 months ago (1 children)

and the al-qaeda be like: "lmao gotem"

[–] TwoBeeSan 11 points 10 months ago

Airplane hits tower.... pilot yelling "KOBE"

[–] answersplease77 46 points 10 months ago (2 children)
[–] danielbln 19 points 10 months ago (1 children)

The Brokkoli, it's pretty fetch.

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 10 months ago (1 children)

It's called the "meet me at McDonald's" haircut. No joke

[–] RGB3x3 12 points 10 months ago

It's actually typically called the "Broccoli cut."

At least that's the only way I've heard it.

[–] [email protected] 41 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

Why the heck is this in /c/shitpost? That's a quality post and it belongs to the front page lmao

[–] HootinNHollerin 7 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Lemmy loves shit and poo this is where the nuggets hang

[–] jaybone 37 points 10 months ago

Situation is very sus

[–] Glifted 30 points 10 months ago (5 children)

I know I'm old but what does 'no cap' mean?

[–] [email protected] 44 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

A cap is a lie /exaggerated boast so no cap = I am being serious or this is the truth

[–] GladiusB 34 points 10 months ago (2 children)
[–] FuckingQuintana 27 points 10 months ago (2 children)
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[–] Godric 30 points 10 months ago (3 children)

It means you're being On God Fr Fr about something

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[–] [email protected] 19 points 10 months ago (2 children)

It means "I am not being capricious"

Jk I have no clue and don't care don't correct me

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[–] PM_Your_Nudes_Please 16 points 10 months ago (2 children)

“Cap” is a lie or exaggeration.

So “no cap” is “I’m not lying/I’m being serious.”

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[–] [email protected] 30 points 10 months ago

9/11 was not poggers

[–] idunnololz 28 points 10 months ago (1 children)
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[–] pigup 21 points 10 months ago (1 children)
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[–] GrammatonCleric 18 points 10 months ago (2 children)
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[–] [email protected] 10 points 10 months ago (3 children)

I see your rizz and raise you a skibidi. (probably b/c I like the way that word sounds in my head... sk-i-bi-di do dah day 🎵 🎶 )

Also, rizz means "the ability to attract a romantic or sexual partner" so... now I have to think about GWB strutting his stuff, thanks for that:-P (that's surely what made me think of my own word... gotta flush it out somehow?)

[–] [email protected] 9 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Rizz is just short for "Charisma"

[–] dylanTheDeveloper 16 points 10 months ago (5 children)

There is no z in charisma, obviously it's short for Rizzoli

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[–] [email protected] 18 points 10 months ago
[–] [email protected] 17 points 10 months ago

sir the twin towers got phanum taxed

[–] [email protected] 13 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I was watching the Dick Clark's Rockin' New Year's Eve from 1999 and immediately after the ball dropped they cut to a shot of the NYC skyline with the WTC intact.

My Zoomer kid was shocked. Every time they've seen the WTC it's been at the start of some 9/11 documentary.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 10 months ago (10 children)

It's in every "cut to a shot of NYC" scene pre-2001

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[–] Maggoty 10 points 10 months ago (6 children)

This is going to be "too soon" until all of the millennials are dead.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Everyone outside the US are over it, especially considering the war to follow

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[–] Clbull 19 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)
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[–] Ross_audio 15 points 10 months ago (2 children)

George Carlin was first.

Joan Rivers got there just after.

We've been laughing at jokes about 911 for ages. Being edgy isn't new, even boomers do it

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Millennials in NY were cracking dark jokes about 9/11 in high school. “Too soon” never existed for some of us.

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[–] HelluvaKick 10 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (2 children)

Why does zoomer Bush look like Tony Khan?

[–] platypus_plumba 7 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Why does Tony Khan look like zoomer Bush?

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[–] Yamainwitch 8 points 10 months ago

Jus me bro but dick cheynz be acting sus tho fr fr

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