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[–] [email protected] 87 points 10 months ago (3 children)

You forgot the "I need to sleep and the post nut nap is a good way to get sleep started option.

[–] Iron_Lynx 25 points 10 months ago (2 children)

And maybe also, wierdly, the possibility "I need to get up and having a wank seems like a good way to get the systems starting up."

Either way, they all fall in the category of, what I've come to call, the Keine Lust Fap, named so after the Rammstein song. You're fapping, not because you're horny, but because of other reasons.

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[–] Huschke 9 points 10 months ago (1 children)

TIL that other people enjoy a good post nut sleep too.

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[–] [email protected] 65 points 10 months ago
[–] FlyingSquid 58 points 10 months ago (2 children)

How did you know I was masturbating?

You totally killed the mood.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 10 months ago (1 children)

This meme killed it for me as well, so I had to share.

[–] FlyingSquid 29 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Thank you, that helps bring the mood back.

[–] mihnt 4 points 10 months ago (1 children)

So OP should DM you each time something turns them off?

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[–] Ghostalmedia 8 points 10 months ago (3 children)

While reading Lemmy comments?

[–] squid_slime 14 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Can you say it again but whisper it please

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 10 months ago
[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago
[–] [email protected] 49 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (2 children)

Jokes aside there's really some truth in this. I'm not sure if it's the dopamine or that I just need to disctract my mind away from the things that makes me anxious but I sure as hell don't do it because I'm horny. I don't even remember what being horny feels like.

And no, I'm not one of those nofap/pornfree fanatics. For most people there probably is not an issue there. It's only when you spend 6 hours several times a week doing something like this that you might start to consider this may not be good for you.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 10 months ago (7 children)

i mean i think the problem is less whacking one out and more the fact that it's what you have to resort to to bring some joy into your life

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Actually, I do believe it's true, because I went through a phase like this where I wanted nothing else but sex and I masturbated a lot. Nothing else interesred me, everything else was stupid and boring. Turns out I was depressed, got medication for that, still take it and things just got back to normal.

But, I never understood why a depressed person would want to have sex so much and masturbate a lot... until I saw this, and then it clicked. I probably just needed the dopamine fix because that was the only thing that made me feel good.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Depression and anxiety definitely has something to do with it in my case but what's weird is that I don't have any desire for sex whatsoever. It's 100% just a habit/addiction/distraction. I hardly even get any pleasure from it and without an exception feel absolutely shit afterwards. Then I hit rock bottom and stop doing it for few weeks but as the first signs of healing start appearing meaning I can feel the tiniest amount of horniness again I then relapse and the loop starts all over again.

Been without about a week now, again, and I'm about at the point where it starts getting hard again. By it I don't mean IT.

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[–] MissJinx 35 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

ha joke's on you, my anti depressants don't let me masturbate at all

[–] [email protected] 30 points 10 months ago (3 children)
[–] saltesc 6 points 10 months ago

Deflating at least

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago

Yeah, I need a wank.

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[–] Ledivin 29 points 10 months ago (1 children)

What if I just have ADHD and it's the only way to generate dopamine anymore

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[–] Nikls94 23 points 10 months ago

I was scratching my balls and one thing led to another…

[–] squid_slime 17 points 10 months ago

This just makes me sad and need a wank :(

[–] [email protected] 16 points 10 months ago

Why not both?

[–] surewhynotlem 16 points 10 months ago (2 children)

How else am I supposed to sleep?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 10 months ago
[–] Delphia 4 points 10 months ago

My man out here with the real questions.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 10 months ago

It can be both, I can multitask.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

They used to tell kids they would go blind if they do this. :)

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago (2 children)

That was so wrong on so many levels if you ask me.

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[–] Globeparasite 11 points 10 months ago

reported for targeted harassment againt me

[–] ChocoboRocket 8 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] abstractastronaut 9 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

"Beax ya mea+ ya SocI DePle+c" -- A Modern Day Poet

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 10 months ago

Maybe being depressed is my kink, so both.

[–] hark 6 points 10 months ago

Mostly because I'm horny but sometimes because I want an easier time going to sleep.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago
[–] yamanii 6 points 10 months ago
[–] praxis_jack 6 points 10 months ago
[–] bruhduh 6 points 10 months ago

You ain't gotta call me out like that

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago

I can be two things.

[–] JusticeForPorygon 5 points 10 months ago

I'm horny because I'm depressed and need the dopamine

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Cuz I have restless leg syndrome and when it's bad it won't let me sleep otherwise (RLS is sometimes treated with a dopamine agonist).

[–] unreachable 5 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] feedum_sneedson 6 points 10 months ago
[–] ObviouslyNotBanana 5 points 10 months ago

I feel like there are more choices like

Angry and need the distraction

[–] SomeGuy69 4 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I'm masturbating as of reading this.

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago

It's just something to do, you know?

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