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[–] Papanca 74 points 10 months ago (3 children)

What's next; banning certain letters from the alphabet, because they can be used for banned texts?

[–] FuglyDuck 67 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I vote we just ban DeSantis because he’s a dick. Clearly adult content…

[–] Brickhead92 3 points 10 months ago

He doesn't seem like much of an adult to me

[–] [email protected] 29 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Erdoğan unbanned the letters Q, W and X, which can be used for Kurdish texts, in his 2013 reforms, so I think it'd be a bit too soon to re-ban them now already, so that's probably not next.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I had to look this up, but it is a fact that certain letters were banned. I should not be so amazed. Back in the 1960's the Greek junta banned the letter Z, because it meant 'he is alive.'

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Greek_junta

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Z_(1969_film) the movie is a fictional, but based on the actual events.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago

I should not be so amazed.

The one thing that amazed me was that it was Erdoğan of all people who eventually found it politically expedient to lift the ban.

[–] Papanca 3 points 10 months ago
[–] vind 21 points 10 months ago (2 children)

No E because of Estrogen

No T because of Testosterone

No X or Y because of chromosomes

[–] Stovetop 19 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Ron DSanis and Donald Rump approv his mssag.

[–] caoimhinr 8 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Now without the D for Disney.

[–] Stovetop 5 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

May as well also get rid of G for gender, H for healthcare, I for intersectionality, L for liberal, M for marijuana, N for nonbinary, O for orange, P for progressive, R for radical, S for socialism, U for union, and V for vaccine.

Aaaaa

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

You forgot A for Agenda.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] NatakuNox 4 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] Zugyuk 5 points 10 months ago

ou r mking his difficul

[–] Carighan 57 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I can readily understand that someone like Ron would have no idea why anybody would ever use a dictionary. 😅

[–] MushuChupacabra 43 points 10 months ago (5 children)

There's a lot of smut in the Bible.

[–] Speculater 23 points 10 months ago (1 children)

You mean the incest, beastiality, rape, and obsession with virginity would be considered ban worthy?!

[–] this_1_is_mine 8 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Matricide patricide infanticide ..... Its got all the sides.

[–] Perhyte 4 points 10 months ago

Not to mention all the genocide.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 10 months ago

Other places have gone after the bible where laws like this are in place.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Which is why they added exceptions for it after people got it removed.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago

Maybe they go after all Christian books ,you know the ones praising the glory of Yahweh, which is just a semitic war god (if you pay attention to history).

[–] nbafantest 3 points 10 months ago

Once when I was a kid, our pastor gave a sermon. Something about lions.

But he mixed up how to spell lions. He was old. So all the Bible verses he used were actually about loins.

That was a funny lesson and complete waste of time.

But there are a lot of loins in the King James Version

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

I remember that someone actually challenged the bible because of that.

[–] Gingerlegs 36 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Why does he always look like he just got done crying?

[–] Subverb 7 points 10 months ago

Have you seen his poll numbers?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago

He also looks like both Joe Dirt's and Ricky's (Trailer Park Boys) dad. How fitting for a Floridaman.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 10 months ago (1 children)

How does Desantis cope with the internet? Is it banned in Florida too?

[–] sebinspace 7 points 10 months ago

Still here. For now.

[–] moistclump 4 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I thought this was an onion article? Can someone confirm if this is satire? It doesn’t seem like a satire site but I still thought I would check. Because if not… I don’t even know what to say. I don’t even know.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

I mean it’s kinda satire in a way. Only one school district is interpreting the law this copiously. The others don’t seem to have trouble understanding the spirit of the law.