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[–] kaffiene 43 points 1 year ago (3 children)

And post offensive stupid stuff publically and act surprised when people don't like it

[–] TrickDacy 12 points 1 year ago

Hells yeah! Also gotta downvote facts that contradict ya. That'll teach 'em.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (2 children)

And at worst send death threats if somebody else posts things not to their liking, because freeze peach.

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[–] Rolando 39 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (3 children)

I want to know how all the people in that picture deal with parking. They must have huge parking structures.

[–] mrmule 17 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Wait, there's a Christmas market here?

[–] Mr_Blott 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)
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[–] afraid_of_zombies 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

No they were at a German flea market. The American mind can't understand a continent of people with no means to move from spot to spot without walking.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Stands to reasons, since most depictions of this Jesus character show him as VERY white and VERY European.

I love the idea of him telling a parable with a comical German accent.

"Da! Hullo! Wilkommen to mein sermon on mein mount!"

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (2 children)

They have cars in the Middle East?

Oh. Wait. Just the Israelis.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

Bullshit, ISIS have toyota hilux.

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[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 year ago (2 children)

JESUS DIDN'T SAY THAT I HOPE YOU GET CANCER

[–] afraid_of_zombies 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Jesus didn't say anything, he never existed.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (3 children)
[–] overcast5348 4 points 1 year ago

Your mom never existed.

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[–] Delphia 19 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Dont tell me what to do cunt.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Fuck you, I'll do what I fucking want to cunt, what you gonna do, stab me?

[–] Kase 21 points 1 year ago
[–] SuckMyWang 9 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Yeh what the fuck is this shit? Op can go to hell. You can get fucked too cunt

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

IT'S A METAPHOR, NOT TO BE TAKEN LITERALLY

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

Blessed are the cheesemakers?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Viking_Hippie 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

What's so special about cheesemakers?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Well, obviously it's not meant to be taken literally; it refers to any manufacturers of dairy products.

[–] AgentGrimstone 13 points 1 year ago (6 children)

This image is fake. Can't believe I'm the only one that can tell.

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[–] mriormro 12 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)
[–] FlyingSquid 10 points 1 year ago

After viewing that, I think Jesus needs to heal my glaucoma or something...

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

I'm loving the argumentative comments here! Christmas spirit at its finest chefs kiss

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Fuck you and have a very merry christmas with your loved ones, you asshole! And a happy new year, cunt!

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (27 children)

I'm not a biblical scholar, like at all, but isn't that exactly the sort of thing he'd say/ do?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Clearly you have no idea what you’re talking about

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (9 children)

Like yeah I don't, but didn't he curse a fig tree for not having fruit, while it wasn't fig season?

Didn't he get himself executed for like being offended that people were doing business at the temple?

How is that not taking shit personally and arguing with strangers?

You don't think he'd be like coming in hot on a comment chain?

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[–] SuckMyWang 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Pft. Guy admits he’s not a biblical scholar then proceeds to have an opinion on the matter. Ridiculous

[–] MotoAsh 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (3 children)

It's not a bad thing to ask for clarifying questions... How the flying fuck do you think people learn things from people who are scholars/teachers/experts!? Did you never ask a single question in school or your job(s)?? How the fuck do you learn without questions?

You being upset at this is pathetic.

[–] Aremel 2 points 1 year ago

I like to think everyone responding negatively to you is just following the prompt, "take memes personally and argue with strangers." I wouldn't take any of it to heart.

Doubly so if they're being serious.

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[–] kromem 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (6 children)

Extra-canonically he was certainly talking a lot about dank images:

Jesus said, "When you see your likeness, you are happy. But when you see your images that came into being before you and that neither die nor become visible, how much you will have to bear!"

  • Gospel of Thomas saying 84

[...] Jesus said to them, "When you make the two into one, [...] an image in place of an image, then you will enter [the kingdom]."

  • Gospel of Thomas saying 22

(This was more relating to Plato's concept of eikon and what was effectively a version of the simulation hypothesis in antiquity, but if we throw out the context it could potentially be talking about making memes.)

[–] Blue_Morpho 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

potentially?

It was definitely about memes. It's why the Gospel of Thomas is heresy.

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

So the people followed his advice, got offended at his memes, and crucified him. /s

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

He's not the memelord! He's a very naughty boy!

[–] TokenBoomer 8 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

This is not a meme, and OP is always posting lies about the Holy Ghost 👻 . Everyone knows Jebus was a good Sumerian.

Edit: Downvote me all you want. It just proves my point.

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[–] pigup 6 points 1 year ago

the word of the lord, amen

[–] MTK 5 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

He never said that stupid.

[–] SuckMyWang 4 points 1 year ago (9 children)
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[–] Arsaille 4 points 1 year ago

Why the hell should I listen to that? This is just stupid.

[–] Newguy 3 points 1 year ago
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