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[–] AlataOrange 74 points 1 year ago (3 children)

I can't believe it... THE AUSTRALIANS ARE STEALING OUR LAND!!!! AMERICA IT IS TIME TO LIBERATE AUSTRALIA!!!

[–] cypherix93 23 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Time to manifest some destiny

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

sounds of screaming eagles in the distance

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Why... is there oil there? :-P

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

It has other resources, and I'm sure we could convince conservatives that woke libtards will be triggered and owned if conservatives have blue-asbestos-eating contests

[–] grue 64 points 1 year ago (4 children)

You joke, but meteorite impacts causing large igneous provinces on the opposite side of the planet might actually be a thing.

(Uluru and Meteor Crater are provably not an example of this, though, for several reasons: they aren't antipodes of each other, Uluru is five orders of magnitude older, and the phenomenon I mentioned would've been caused by way, way bigger impacts.)

[–] justlookingfordragon 29 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It's astounding that one can learn really cool and interesting stuff by posting random nonsense to the shitpost community, lol. Thanks for the link! That was indeed new to me ;)

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

There is correlation evidence on Mars too! I don't think it's been considered casual at this point, but Atlas Pro has a really cool YouTube video showing a lot of potential examples. The Hawaiian Islands were particularly convincing to me. I'll try and find the video.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

I read igneous as indigenous and went into that wiki very confused for a moment.

On the upside it got me there to donate to Wikipedia

[–] technicalogical 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Imagine tossing a rock in the ocean so hard that the ripples converge on the other side of the globe. That’s wild…

Edit: seismic ripples

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago

Do they have to be antipodal? If we imagine a clock face overlaid over an image of the earth, if a meteorite strikes vertically (i.e. parallel to the 12-6 line) at 11, could it result in a bulge at 7?

[–] SonnyVabitch 44 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I just find it remarkably lucky that the Arizona meteorite missed the visitor centre by just a few feet.

[–] expatriado 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

i also find strange big meteorites always land on craters

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

It's all a little too convenient, if know what I mean.

[–] FlyingSquid 3 points 1 year ago

Don't believe Big Crater's lies.

[–] LemmyKnowsBest 30 points 1 year ago

Flat-earthers will lose their minds over this.

Round-earthers will think this is kinda dumb too.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago (1 children)

˙uoᴉʇɐlsuɐɹʇ ǝɥʇ ɹoɟ sʞuɐɥʇ

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] kender242 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I'm torn. Do I upvote or ǝʇoʌdn this?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

˙ʇɹɐǝɥ ɹnoʎ ɥʇᴉʍ oפ

[–] WillFord27 4 points 1 year ago

How the fuck did you manage to get an upside down thumbs up

[–] SonnyVabitch 12 points 1 year ago (2 children)

My brain struggled a bit with the upside down crater..

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Yeah I didn't notice it till after I posted, should have flipped that bottom image to make the joke work better, but it's lemmyshitpost so why bother.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I've never understood this picture. Is the joke that there is no optical illusion? I have never seen anything else than all of the plates being right side up.

[–] SonnyVabitch 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It works for me. The shaded inside of the indent is interpreted as the shaded side of a hill.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

I was convinced it was a gif and I was blinking during the transition until I read this

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago

this also implies the existence of a large dent in the earth's core and mantle.... hmm

[–] Jackcooper 11 points 1 year ago

TIL there is a big crater near Flagstaff that is privately owned for some reason

I was disappointed to learn you can't go into the crater or all the way around

[–] FauxPseudo 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Does anyone know where I can visit the crater of a soft impact meteorite?

[–] Ejh3k 3 points 1 year ago

I can give you the address of my wife's ex-husband.

[–] RIP_Cheems 9 points 1 year ago

I THINK NOT

[–] ProBot 8 points 1 year ago

Flat Earthers be like 🔺️

[–] Smoogs 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

although they aren’t antipodal of each other (at least now in current day) and Ayer’s rock is solid stone but still … yes…very suspect.

There is interesting theories about how certain mountains on the earth used to be formed to each other and as the earth separated there’s these slanting cliffs its like seeing a jigsaw puzzle pieces kinda scattered around. It’s one of my favorite theories to think about whenever I view slanting mountain cliffs

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

So just regular structural geology then?

[–] Smoogs 3 points 1 year ago

That’s the fault lines, yes, but think bigger : plate / continental drift.

[–] Cheskaz 2 points 1 year ago (2 children)

The traditional name, Uluru, is what is commonly used in Australia.

(I'm genuinely not trying to be a dick, I've just not heard the British name used in decades)

[–] Smoogs 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Its been called by both in Australia. It’s called uluru by First Nations. Important distinction. I’m from Australia too.

[–] Cheskaz 2 points 1 year ago

I wasn't disagreeing that it's been called both; I just haven't heard the other name in a decade or so. Probably a filter bubble thing.

[–] Kase 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Stupid question but, why isn't the meteorite still there? (Did they move it to area 51? /s)

[–] SasquatchBanana 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

For those curious, they have it (or at least parts of it) on display in the facility you can see.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Yeah, they were mining chunks of it historically.

[–] AtomfriedMegaforce 6 points 1 year ago

Take that flat earthers

[–] Bytemeister 2 points 1 year ago

Now do chicxulub and the Andes.