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[–] zwaetschgeraeuber 63 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 40 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (6 children)

I'm sure top will look cringe (or whatever the new word for it will be) in 20 years too.

[–] wreckedcarzz 31 points 1 year ago

You act like that doesn't look like shit now lol

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Are you implying that bowl cuts weren't cringe 20 years ago? The top will at least be in style when they are wearing it.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Um. Bowl cuts are in style NOW. Have you not seen those 20-something TikTok guys who are so sure they’re the most attractive person in the world? Bowl cuts.

And bowl cuts weren’t cringe in the 90s. Hence why we all had them. It was an accepted style of the time, and because the most horrible styles of the 90s are suddenly on trend again, they’re not cringe now—according to general consensus and fashion. It’s all relative. You or I can look back at our bowl cuts and think they look terrible, but they didn’t have the same context when they were on our heads back then. And they don’t for the people who got that haircut now.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (2 children)

As someone who was a kid through the 90s, we made fun of the kids with bowl cuts. They were cringe then.

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[–] Crow 17 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It already is cringe on a kid.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago

It's cringe on an adult too.

[–] GrammatonCleric 15 points 1 year ago

It's already cringe m8

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I’m putting it out there now, cringe will continue to evolve and the feeling will get elaborated and exaggerated until the new version of cringe will basically be imploding into yourself like a black hole or being spaghettified.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago

I used to be cringe, but then they changed what cringe was. Now I'm not cringe anymore and what is cringe seems weird and scary. based af

[–] YoorWeb 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Plopp 2 points 1 year ago

What do we call that one?

[–] [email protected] 32 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Bowl cut? No...mushroom cut...

[–] surewhynotlem 28 points 1 year ago

The medical term is "circumcised"

[–] havokdj 17 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Season 1 AJ Soprano. That kid couldn't have looked more like a circumcized penis if you put a hole in the top of his head and cut his arms off.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

I can't unsee this is 🤣🤣

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Hair cut AND face paint. Half that kids hair is drawn on.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Easier and more hygienic, bald kids with paint and a wig.

Sounds like something from the Mycogen district (foundation series).

[–] teejay 17 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Folks in this thread be like "Both haircuts are trash."

ITT: Both haircuts are trash

[–] ThatWeirdGuy1001 8 points 1 year ago

Ah you see I made an image in which you are ugly therefore my opinion is clearly correct 🤓

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Found the guy with one of these haircuts

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago

Both are ugly

[–] Arthur_Leywin 9 points 1 year ago (4 children)

The top one took the time to look good, the bottom one just needed to get rid of hair.

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Top one will only last 1.5 days before needing the next haircut.

[–] c0mbatbag3l 2 points 1 year ago

Yeah who the fuck thought fading above the fade line was a good idea?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Luckily for you it's popular now to have bowl cuts nowadays. Too many teens doing that where I live

[–] netburnr 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

We call them Edgar's here, its a bunch of low 20 something Hispanic dudes, and they all drag race Silverados on the street.

[–] Old_Dude 4 points 1 year ago

As a Mexican, I'd like to proclaim that Edgar cuts are damn ugly.

[–] jadedwench 6 points 1 year ago

As a women I don't get much say in it, but we could never afford haircuts growing up so dad and I cut each other's hair, but I wasn't given much choice. The top one looks like someone tried to make a little kid into an adult, but on the other hand, if he wanted it that way, why judge? Especially if it helps their self esteem.

I am a huge proponent of letting kids choose their own style and express themselves, even if we think it looks bad. I knew a lot of kids growing up with bowl cuts, snazzy buzz cuts, and just generic "insert male haircut here". It is just hair. It grows back. There is always going to be a little extra to unpack once you get their peers involved, but that is another lesson entirely (body image, unhealthy expectations, etc).

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Top one looks like it's from a Turkish barbers, but they photoshopped a kids face onto it because nobody would believe that Ronaldo had been there.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Sorry but both look dogshit

[–] cabron_offsets 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Viking_Hippie 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Came to say this. Fucking 8yo looking like the least talented member of a boy band..

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

More like a Tunisian immigrant who sells weed

[–] RememberTheApollo_ 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

No kid needs a haircut like the upper one unless they’re modeling for something. Pretty good chance the kid and/or parents are self-entitled douchenozzles. The shroomcut kid gets a pass, can’t take that seriously.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (3 children)

"Why is everyone on Lemmy so judgemental?"

Also people on Lemmy: makes up an entire hypothetical scenario about a literal child and their parents that they know nothing about and judges them for it.

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[–] FlyingSquid 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I remember getting a buzz cut when I was 8 or 9 in the 80s and thinking I looked so rad.

[–] son_named_bort 3 points 1 year ago

You could've teamed up with the kid with the bowl cut to have 2/3 of the Three Stooges.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

My mom forced buzz cuts on me.

[–] c0mbatbag3l 2 points 1 year ago

Widows Peak lineups look dumb as fuck and I'll die on his hill.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

I've seen a lot of young kids with bowl cuts, mullets, like whatever the goofiest 80-90s hair cuts. They dig that shit, it's rad.

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