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[–] assassinatedbyCIA 183 points 1 year ago (4 children)

‘In lieu of flowers, send Brenda more life.”

Too funny to be a bot.

[–] [email protected] 58 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Agreed. A bot can accurately mimick language, it’s the logic that fails. This fails at basic sentence structure.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

I'd argue that it fails too much. So much so that it looks constructed to be as funny as possible.

[–] jaybone 13 points 1 year ago

Yeah this is not a bot. This is some 4chan shit. Unless you trained the LLM on 4chan, in which case this is pretty ok I guess.

[–] Viking_Hippie 4 points 1 year ago

Yes and no; it's the result of comedian Keaton Patti forcefeeding a bot a bunch of data and then acting as the editor of what it spews out. Made a whole book that way too!

[–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot 4 points 1 year ago

"You were made as well as we could make you."

"But not to last."

[–] [email protected] 92 points 1 year ago

This is old, like about a decade old. I think it was human written, and meant to be a parody of the chat bots of the time. Notice the use of the word "bot" rather than "AI" which would be used now.

Ten years ago, chatbots really were this uncanny, granted not to this comedic degree. Modern things like ChatGPT feel a lot more natural than this; ChatGPT would write a perfectly plausible sounding obituary that may or may not be factually accurate. "Brenda is survived by a husband and three children." Brenda is a widow with two children. That sort of thing.

[–] Pregnenolone 64 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Fucking hate these fake AI posts. Even worse than actual AI posts.

Where does the circle end? Humans pretending to be AI pretending to be human

[–] NightAuthor 4 points 1 year ago

Ah, the tangled web we weave! It seems the lines between human and AI interactions blur more by the day. In this modern dance of technology, the pendulum swings both ways, doesn’t it? Humans attempting to mimic AI, while AI endeavors to replicate humans, creates a fascinating loop of simulation.

The boundaries indeed become quite nebulous as each entity tries to imitate the other. It’s an intriguing paradox - humans imitating machines attempting to imitate humanity. One might ponder where this circuitous journey concludes. But perhaps, in this ongoing symphony of emulation, the beauty lies in the dance itself rather than reaching a definitive destination.

[–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot 2 points 1 year ago

Humans pretending to be AI pretending to be human

Arnold Schwarzenegger built his career on that.

[–] [email protected] 52 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Where's the source that this is AI? It's very clever which makes me think it's human, e.g. collected dust.

[–] gedaliyah 46 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It is a human written parody. I don't remember who, but I've seen it before and someone posted the original book. Pretty funny though!

[–] gedaliyah 24 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I wanna read that whole book. He’s a great writer.

[–] [email protected] 44 points 1 year ago

Relax people, of course it's fake. It's a joke.

[–] TootSweet 18 points 1 year ago (2 children)

"She had no horses but thought she did" was the line that made me laugh out loud.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Yeah that got me good that one.

[–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot 1 points 1 year ago

Was she on the right side of the river, at least?

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Does anyone have only the journal bit? I don't need the tweets..

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Just crop it yourself..

[–] Nerii 12 points 1 year ago

I feel like people must not remember bots back in 2008 or so, because they typed very much like this.

[–] Daft_ish 11 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I too have fun playing mad libs.

[–] TokenBoomer 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Still waiting for my poems…

[–] lugal 1 points 1 year ago

Roses are red

Blueberry are blue

I can't rhyme

Tomato

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

I hope to retire from living at the age of young, hopefully

[–] 9point6 6 points 1 year ago

This is someone pretending to be gpt2

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

this looks like a very bad madlibs...

[confirmed non bot]

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Bot might be having a stroke.

[–] CodyCannoli 4 points 1 year ago

Remember 2 years ago when this was believable.

[–] blanketswithsmallpox 3 points 1 year ago

For all the people that love knowing whether an AI wrote something or not...

Good luck. It was a 50/50 chance practically a year ago. Let alone now lol.

https://www.futurity.org/artificial-intelligence-writing-2900782/

[–] mechoman444 1 points 1 year ago

It sounds like chatgpt did a thump print!