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[–] Cruxifux 89 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Ok what is this 12mn 12nn madness

[–] Tagger 45 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I assumed NooN and MidNight

[–] Cruxifux 55 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Oh I know what they put them there for. I just find it obscene.

[–] Tagger 23 points 1 year ago (3 children)

I dunno, people get confused by 12pm often, this feels like a relatively elegant solution.

[–] dojan 32 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Solution could be to learn what AM and PM means. Ante meridiem (before midday) and post meridiem (after midday).

Or use 24h time. Then you can omit the midday factor altogether.

[–] [email protected] 35 points 1 year ago (6 children)

Well, the definitions aren't really all that helpful. 12pm is neither before nor after midday, while 12am is exactly 12 hours before and after midday.

[–] LordOfTheChia 6 points 1 year ago

Easy way to think about it is that 12 is actually the 0th hour.

0 AM and 0 PM make more sense.

I wish everyone just used military time.

0:00 to 23:59. Nothing to screw up.

[–] Poem_for_your_sprog 1 points 1 year ago

12am...12 hours...after midnight??

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

'this often confuses people'

'here's a solution: learn'

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Of course there’s also that other solution. You know, the one the rest of the world uses.

[–] AnUnusualRelic 1 points 1 year ago

Ew, but it's foreign!

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[–] Pregnenolone 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

If you don’t know what nn and mn mean it means nothing.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

I can never differ between am and pm, because we don't use that here - well, at least I always mix it up

mn instead was very intuitive

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

A test of concentration, clearly you're not one of us

[–] [email protected] 78 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Translation: 1:00, 2:00, 3:00, 4:00, 5:00, 6:00, 7:00, 8:00, 9:00, 10:00, 11:00, 12:00, 13:00, 14:00, 15:00, 16:00, 17:00, 18:00, 19:00, 20:00, 21:00, 22:00, 23:00, 0:00

[–] danc4498 28 points 1 year ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 44 points 1 year ago (2 children)

First time I've ever seen noon and midnight represented as 12nn and 12mn, and I'm kinda down for it.

[–] MisterFrog 2 points 1 year ago

I wish in English we said 19 o'clock out loud, and I'm not ashamed (even though I know it'll never happen)

[–] [email protected] 34 points 1 year ago (2 children)

To anyone reading this, do you find yourself unable to keep from nodding off in the middle of the day? You might have sleep apnea. If you can see a doctor, you should. I got a cpap and it changed my life. I went from being able to fall asleep anywhere at any time (and having to take a nap on my lunch break), to being truly well-rested every day for the first time in years.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 year ago

I fell asleep half way through that paragraph

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

And if you don't have sleep apnea, you might have narcolepsy. It's not as dramatic and obvious as is portrayed in movies.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I know it's a joke, but this led me to get diagnosed with narcolepsy. So, just FYI.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Oh my god you communicate with the spirits of the dead!

[–] krashmo 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I see you slinging jokes around in the comments and I'm here for it. Nice work OP

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Just doing my part good sir

[–] Num10ck 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Could also just be an insomniac like me. No narcolepsy and I can sleep like a baby, but getting to sleep is like pulling teeth. Life's responsibilities don't follow my shitty sleep patterns tho, so I'm constantly not getting enough sleep.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

It's the opposite for me. Usually, I can fall asleep very quickly and easily. But I can't stay asleep and I don't feel rested after sleeping.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)

First time I've seen the distinction 12nn and 12mn for noon and midnight - I like it!

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It works, but it's still a workaround for a thoroughly confusing notation instead of just using 24h time.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago
[–] WaxedWookie 6 points 1 year ago (3 children)

I thought this was Tommy Wiseau as I scrolled past...

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

"I did not hit her, I did not! Oh, hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii Mark!"

[–] random_character_a 2 points 1 year ago

...but it was the queen bitch of WhoTheFuckCares.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Queen of the glory hole.

[–] MintyAnt 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)
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