this post was submitted on 09 Dec 2023
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[–] TurboDiesel 97 points 10 months ago (1 children)

This child is unhinged.

We stan.

[–] SeeMinusMinus 21 points 10 months ago (1 children)

They will grow up to be a great memer

[–] [email protected] 8 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Or President of a western first world nation

[–] Lemminary 2 points 9 months ago

A corporate CEO at the very least

[–] [email protected] 47 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I'm sure a 3 year old said all this.

[–] NoSpiritAnimal 39 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Why does everyone on the internet think kids are mute grubs until they turn ten?

3 year olds say wild shit all the time.

They are at the peak of "i just learned this" and "i don't fully understand social implications".

[–] [email protected] 12 points 9 months ago

There's a playground next to where i live. I sometimes hear kids (like 5yo) say some of the funniest things, so different that i forget them.

[–] [email protected] 40 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Tough break kid. Still eating that cake lol

[–] [email protected] 11 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Ah, I fellow I am in dead inside person.

[–] EtherWhack 26 points 9 months ago

She's going places

[–] [email protected] 23 points 9 months ago

Of course her name is Leona. Pure lion energy lol

[–] Daft_ish 16 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

She's right, tho. Too devastated to eat right now.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I was hoping it would be a math joke about 3 factorial, but this is just sad

[–] [email protected] 22 points 10 months ago (1 children)

this is just sad

Just as planned.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago

And it worked at least with me. I didn't eat a single piece of that cake

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago

Master plan

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago