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I found someone in our user database with the name “Deekshita Anusri”. I then imagined the poor soul at the border who had to read that name in front of the person named so.

I’d love to hear some stories about times something like this actually happened.

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[–] [email protected] 53 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Dikshit is a name you have to get used to saying with a straight face if you work with a bunch of Indians.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 11 months ago

Is it pronounced the way it looks?

[–] spittingimage 5 points 11 months ago

A talk show host in my country failed to keep a straight face over the name and lost his job. It's okay though, we don't miss him.

[–] waz 43 points 11 months ago (2 children)

When I worked at a car dealership there was a service customer named Stuart Pidasso.

Over the intercom, when they announced "Stu Pidasso, your car is ready" it sounded like "Stupid asshole, your car is ready".

I thought it was pretty funny.

[–] CuddlyCassowary 23 points 11 months ago (2 children)

My cousin’s full name is Christopher Patrick Bacon. He goes by Chris P. Bacon and just embraces it. His parents knew.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago

How could you not, it's just too tasty.

[–] cheese_greater 4 points 11 months ago

Lean into the Bacon

[–] [email protected] 10 points 11 months ago

His parents knew what they were doing.

[–] CuddlyCassowary 33 points 11 months ago (3 children)

First day in the dorms at college I see a name tag next to a door that says “Shithead” and thought what a mean joke to play! Turns out her name was shi-thee-ad. Rest of the year she was Thea.

Also worked with a woman named “Noname” (no-nam-ay) and apparently that gave her all sorts of trouble on official forms.

[–] garbagebagel 9 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

Of all the videos I've ever seen, that was definitely one of them.

[–] dingus 3 points 11 months ago

I only like anal ;)

[–] CuddlyCassowary 3 points 11 months ago

I have no idea what I just watched, but I would date her.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago

Na-a.

That's the made up kevinist name my friend's mom had to deal with.

It's pronounced similarly to 'Natasha'.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago (1 children)

There are people with the last name Null and they tend to have issues with poorly written applications too.

[–] Pyroglyph 1 points 11 months ago

I heard about a guy who got a custom license plate of "NULL" and he ended up getting assigned a ton of parking/speeding tickets for every case where the ANPR system failed to read the plates.

[–] [email protected] 32 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 9 points 11 months ago (3 children)

Seeing an identification card that explicitly lists someone's race makes me real fuckin uncomfortable. Is this a thing in Singapore?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago (1 children)

In Singapore, minimum wage is based on your race (country of origin). For a domestic worker, they literally tell you to pay some people less money.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

"Race" and "country of origin" are different things though

[–] rishado 2 points 11 months ago

It's a thing in so many countries, that and religion

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I don't know if mine is still on my ID, but I know it used to be. I'm in Europe.

[–] elbarto777 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I don't tend to look at my ID daily since I have a drivers' license. And my wallet is in the other room.

[–] elbarto777 1 points 11 months ago
[–] ShunkW 22 points 11 months ago

If my old coworkers find my account, oh well. I work in software engineering. At my old job I found an employee named "The Angel of Ephesus". No joke. His legal last name was "Ephesus", first name "The Angel Of". Dude had lots of paranoid postings all over the Internet. Glad he didn't live near me, and I had no reason to ever interact with him.

The only reason I found him was because we had an issue syncing employee names after a name change was completed in the HR system. We had to do a one time update after we fixed the bug.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 11 months ago (2 children)

My mum was a receptionists at a doctors office and she once met a guy called "Reiner Essig", which in German means "pure vinegar".

[–] cheese_greater 5 points 11 months ago

You think it was a concidence? Was he cool with fries?

[–] spittingimage 19 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I work in healthcare. We have a Dr Blood, Dr Bones and Dr Slaughter. Perfect supervillain team right there.

[–] cheese_greater 3 points 11 months ago

They should band together and start their own medical corporation

[–] [email protected] 18 points 11 months ago (2 children)

There's a very common last name from Spain that is slang on my country for "cunt".

Had to call an old lady and say hello miss **** back in my call center days.

Everyone who heard me on the floor laughed their asses off

[–] Travalanche 13 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Why did you censor the other word, but not "cunt?"

[–] [email protected] 12 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Because that's not a naughty word where he lives.

[–] cheese_greater 3 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

As the Aussies would say, he's a right good Cunny

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Protecting the ladies identity.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Heaven forbid we know a common name.

[–] SgtAStrawberry 7 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Reminds me of the people that asked for advice on location specific things, and don't want to say what country they in because it might dox them.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

Aha! Now I got you! I'm sending a Swat team there this very instant!

[–] Guajojo 7 points 11 months ago

It's concha Right?

[–] TechyDad 15 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Not a customs officer, but over a decade back I had job duties that involved posting photos of babies online. The parents would give their consent, maternity would snap the photos, and I'd put them on the website (complete with the option to order prints).

One of the babies was named "Secret Angel." First name Secret, middle name Angel. That girl would likely be in her teens or early twenties by now. I still sometimes wonder if Secret had any trouble with her name given how much kids can bully other kids for the slightest thing.

[–] sfxrlz 3 points 11 months ago

I can only imagine their last name. And what did the parents call her by if they got mad ? Something like … „Secret angel Patterson, come here right now“.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

That sounds like the parents thought they were naming a video game character.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 11 months ago

I had a job where I had to say customer's names. Usually first name was fine, but maybe 1% of people hated it when you called them by it without asking, and some even hated being asked.

So last name it was.

Everything was fine.

... until Mr. Butt showed up.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 11 months ago

My peer at my last shop, named

Trust Unworried.

He didn't work in network security, though. Neither did my Spanish friend whose hyphenated name meant "good walls".

[–] cheese_greater 6 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)
[–] SlurpDaddySlushy 2 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] cheese_greater 2 points 11 months ago

He's outta heer

[–] Madrigal 6 points 11 months ago

“Shitto” is a real name in Zimbabwe.