CuddlyCassowary

But wait, isn’t this some sort of official government communication channel now? Sure there must be uptime agreements and penalties for such a thing, right? Right?!?

Leeches are still used in some surgeries.

Then he shouldn’t have made egg (and grocery) prices immediately going down a central theme of his campaign.

I realize I’m in the minority, but I love working on the weekends and then taking Mondays and Tuesdays off to do stuff when things are less crowded. Flex time is amazing.

I can personally attest to watching in 3B-vision. It was excellent, you hoser.

Strange Brew

Yep, major domestic abuse center lost federal funding and is currently turning away victims and may have to close altogether.

Also a national park has to close two days a week now.

It’s only 5, and assuming this is a desk job and not something where you actually get filthy and stinky, I don’t think it’s a big deal.

So glad I’ve been paying into it all these years. Ugh. I’m just not gonna do that math. Too depressing.

I have the Ladurée macaron cookbook and I look at it frequently, and then go buy a lesser version of the cookie and pretend I’m happy.

Ummm…wow…this is next level.

Phat ass.