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[–] [email protected] 43 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Why did they have to use "plunge"?πŸ’€

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

They knew what they were doing

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Sometimes journalists just aren't that subtle when it comes to puns.

[–] MightyGalhupo 1 points 1 year ago

πŸ€¦β€β™‚οΈ

[–] dingus 8 points 1 year ago
[–] synapse1278 36 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Kase 5 points 1 year ago

Holy shit, you made my day

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Metatronz 18 points 1 year ago
[–] Burninator05 21 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Narrator: He will never be mature enough for that.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Maybe it happens sometime after 40?

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago

It doesn’t.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

My dad is retired and still laughs at pull my finger. Makes me laugh as well.

[–] Mr_Fish 13 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I honestly don't know which name is better: Uranus or George.

Yes, the guy who discovered the planet wanted to name it after King George, but everyone said that was too political, so it was called Uranus.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Seeing how Uranus is a Greek in origin named after one of their mythological figures, the proper Greek pronounciation would be more like "Ooranos"

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

That seems pretty similar to the german prnunciation

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

It would probably have been Georgia or some derivative of George.

[–] paddirn 11 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

In mythology, Uranus (or Ouranos) is the son AND husband of Gaia (Earth). They had 18 kids together, but he hated having kids, so he hid the kids inside Gaia… in a cave I guess, presumably not the same cave he was having sex with. In response, she gave the youngest, Cronus, a magic sickle and he castrated Ouranos. So somehow, despite 63 Earths being able to fit inside Uranus, Uranus managed to fit himself inside of Earth at least 18 times.

It’s also crazy that astronomers didn’t go with the objectively cooler β€˜Ouranos’ spelling of the name, and instead went with the β€˜Your Anus’ spelling.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

presumably not the same cave he was having sex with

It was exactly the same cave he was having sex with. He refused to remove his penis to prevent their children from leaving the womb cave, so Kronos had to castrate Ouranos so they could emerge.

That's the actual myth.

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[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Yup, "our years" sounds way better than "your anus"

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Let me locate it for you

[–] vaseltarp 11 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Aragorn voice: "But today is not that day!!"

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[–] humorlessrepost 10 points 1 year ago

That beats the current sharpie record!

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (2 children)

You're a nuss.

That's the official pronunciation. Practice it, and one day you can partake in astrononical discussions without giggling!

[–] ridethisbike 5 points 1 year ago

Nah I'm good fam

[–] Kase 2 points 1 year ago

The great thing about this is that "a" can be pronounced as either long or short a. At least, that's how it's used where I live, I'm not sure if that's actually "correct."

[–] betahack 7 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Jesus christ....do they not teach you anything in school anymore??

astronomers changed the name of Uranus to end that stupid joke.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It's true, they changed it to urectum

[–] betahack 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

🀣

this guy gets it

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Wheres my Futurama sleeper gang at

[–] Mr_Fish 1 points 1 year ago

Did they change it to George? Please tell me it's called George now.

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[–] spiffynova 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)
[–] bmsok 4 points 1 year ago

Embrace Uranus

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

.. in the back seat of a stellar Volkswagen.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (2 children)

What else can you fit in Uranus?

[–] fluxion 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

phttt ... give me a good milkshake (I'm lactose intolerant) and I can do that too

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I'll tell you what not to put in there: Christmas decorations. They break easy and it can cause a mess. Don't want to pollute all of Uranus' non-solid core with glass shards.

See it even sounds sexual when I clearly make it about the planet

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Important question, do they mean

  1. 63*V_Earth <= V_Uranus, 64*V_Earth > V_Uranus

or

  1. They actually considered sphere packing and thus 64*V_Earth <= V*_Uranus
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Siswet: β€œOnly 63?”

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Is it good or bad that I know what you're talking about?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

It means that you are an erudite person.

[–] SquishMallow 2 points 1 year ago

The day that happens, I'd rather die

[–] FlyingSquid 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

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[–] MightyGalhupo 2 points 1 year ago

I hope I can always be immature enough to laugh at this. Life sucks, enjoy the little things. Or in this case the very big space you can fit things into.

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