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[–] Sunfoil 35 points 1 year ago (6 children)

Do you people all just have big cakes in your fridge? Then you get up in the night to eat them? Really weird.

[–] diffcalculus 37 points 1 year ago (3 children)

When you're an adult, they let you do whatever you want

[–] Sunfoil 3 points 1 year ago

And that's why there's an obesity epidemic

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

We weren't wondering if you're allowed to do that, just if you did

[–] punkwalrus 4 points 1 year ago

Well, not just cakes are stored in these; sometimes rolls, cookies, or rotisserie chickens. Also the joke is that we care it's loud because then we have announced that we are eating late at night. Sometimes this wakes people, and sometimes you just want to snack and not have a conversation, or at the very least be polite to people sleeping. Same with the microwave beeping three times loudly when you heated something up.

Also, "big cakes in the fridge?" implies that cakes are sold and stored by the slice. They are, but they also come in wedged shaped boxes made from this plastic. Also it is usually leftovers, like there was a whole cake, but now it's a third of a cake left on some weird slippery cardboard tray. You had a party, most of the cake was eaten by others, but you didn't want to waste the last bit. It takes up a lot of room, is fragile, and spoils quickly. But your significant other is on the couch sleeping off a hangover, so being quiet is considerate.

[–] FlyingSquid 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

It's really weird that you don't. Weirdo. (Also, they put those things on veggie plates too.)

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

I watched a instagram video recently where the guy was up at 2am and decided it was a good time make brownies. I'm like dude these days at that time it's usually a my first restroom break as I've been asleep since 10pm. It's not time to whip up gramma's brownie recipe from scratch...

[–] Aurelius 1 points 1 year ago

Sometimes you just need a midnight cake snack

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 year ago

I treat it like a band aid...quickly rip it off and get it over with

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Shoot a gun to mask the sound

[–] TheWordBotcher 11 points 1 year ago

American problems require American solutions...

[–] RQG 17 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 49 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The plastic container on a cake. whenever you try to open them they go CRACKCRICKCRACKCRICKCRACK

[–] RQG 32 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Late night cake huh. That's the sound of guilt right there.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

They also can be on veggie trays but... Some people tell on themselves

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Yeah those middle of the night veggie tray cravings hit hard

[–] FlyingSquid 2 points 1 year ago

It's the dip. I will take a good French onion dip and some broccoli over a lot of cakes.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Are middle of the night cake cravings a thing?

[–] open2db8 1 points 1 year ago
[–] AnUnusualRelic 1 points 1 year ago

I wouldn't trust anything that came packaged in that kind of thing.

[–] edgemaster72 16 points 1 year ago

I can hear this picture and now my ears are bleeding

[–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

the fucking dead

I don't want this porn parody.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Nurse_Robot 1 points 1 year ago

Feels mushy

[–] roofuskit 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The late night cake shaming.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

For me the Shame monster has surplanted this. Shammeee, shame, Shammmmmeeeee.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Or you have some psycho come into your house to watch TV or a movie without using a bowl or solid container

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

People use bowls for chips??? Like I have seen it in movies... but never in real life except when eating on the table.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

i thought that was ai generated

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It looks fairly realistic except for the fact he's advertising two very different things at the same time

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

save on air time and marketing budget with this one simple trick

[–] Raiderkev 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Cool original? Where TF is it called this? I know it's Cool American in Europe, never seen cool original.

[–] Nfamwap 5 points 1 year ago

Cool Original here in the UK

[–] DocMcStuffin 9 points 1 year ago

I haven't tried it myself, but I've been told a butter knife can silence the beast.

[–] open2db8 6 points 1 year ago

I remain convinced this device was originally designed specifically to make as much noise as possible, and was only later used for storing baked goods.

[–] FlyingSquid 3 points 1 year ago

That's why I wait until breakfast.

[–] Smoogs 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Without clicking I knew what it was.

Broden's leftover noodle? It Noodle's leftover Broden?