punkwalrus

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[–] punkwalrus 1 points 1 week ago

Here's the thing: Trump may has said he allowed it via executive order, and whatever. But you come after data I was sworn to protect? Come here with a judge-vetted legal warrant and court order. Oh, you'll fire me? Then I did my job. I'll be arrested for doing the right thing, not cowardly giving in "because they might yell at me." Yeah, I did that once, and I got a big fat nothing out of it. I got out before the S&L crisis, but I saw it coming a mile away. I have no loyalty to some rando from South Africa. I have a loyalty and duty to my job and country and fellow citizens.

My hope, and it's a thin hope, is that they really can't fucking do anything with the data because they don't understand it. Or lied they have it, and we let them believe this lie as part of the protection. They only have 200 copies of "WideWorldImporters Sample Database for SQL Server and Azure SQL Database" and think it's real. Or whatever. Unlikely, but I gotta have hope somewhere. Part of this is because I know how PII is stored, and it's not like one large file. It's multiple systems with "just in time" joins and a horrible complex mess that's a wonder it works at all. A bunch of 19 year olds and a rich liar are monkeys with baseball bats hitting a random laptop as a comparison. Millions are spent on contractors to work with it, and rarely does any single one person know how it ALL works. Just pieces of it. And some of it was in COBOL. What, one of those kids has a spare PDP/11 in their garage? But, maybe that's thinking too hopefully.

Even if they suddenly stopped, it will take decades to undo the damage they have already done.

Side note: "the launch codes" are not like, two hex keys to launch nuclear missiles. It's so much more complicated than that, that I used to fear in the 1980s that the Ruskies would bomb us flat before someone with the right laminated notebook was located. "What? The keys didn't work? Didn't anyone test if the keys fit? NO???" I'm not saying that's an exact case, but an example of shit I have run into. I have to also hope for sheer incompetence saving us, like out of the movie Brazil or something. God damn, this is a bleak dystopia.

[–] punkwalrus 1 points 1 week ago

I had the same thing happen at a bank, my manager threatened to fire me if I didn't hand over my login and password. After being trained to never give anyone, even your boss, the login and password. And why? Because she was doing illegal things under the teller's logins. If she had gotten caught, I would be blamed. So I quit that job. And then the whole S&L scandal happened, and I was unsurprised. After that, I learned never to give anyone a login and password. I tell myself it's a test. I'll be fired for giving them the login and password. And if they fire me, well, get another job. I have skills to get another job these days.

And yeah, "well, your director will just give it to them." That's on my director. I will at least lose my damn job without a guilty conscience. I know I did my part for the right reasons.

[–] punkwalrus 103 points 1 week ago (11 children)

This doesn't anger me as much at the people just letting this happen at this point. Those of us who have taken the DISA training about PII and such are told never to share this info. But someone is allowing it. I mean, maybe if they have a gun to your head or jailed your family, maybe, but who the fuck is rolling over and just going "okay?" If these fuckers can do it, this data was never safe.

[–] punkwalrus 33 points 1 week ago (1 children)

A friend of mine started the anime meme "Is this a butterfly?" She's actually employed as a translator for anime, so it made sense.

[–] punkwalrus 14 points 1 week ago (2 children)

These are two types of cartoon sounds when a character snores.

The "Inside you there are two wolves" is the name of a proverb which began being parodied towards the end of 2018 and through the beginning of 2019. In the original proverb, a grandfather says there are two wolves fighting inside him, an evil one and a good one. His grandson asks, "who will win?" The grandfather replies, "The one you feed." In parodies, the story is often simplified to "There are two wolves inside you. One is X. The other is X. You are X." The proverb's actual origins are murky. It has been attributed to Christian pastor Billy Graham in 1978, as well as the Cherokee Native American tribe.

[–] punkwalrus 19 points 2 weeks ago (5 children)

I bought a set without holes. Like, for professional kitchen workers or nurses when you don't want fluids getting on your foot.

[–] punkwalrus 3 points 2 weeks ago

Also does anyone still port knock these days?

If they did, would we know?

[–] punkwalrus 177 points 2 weeks ago (7 children)

Basic setup for me is scripted on a new system. In regards to ssh, I make sure:

  • Root account is disabled, sudo only
  • ssh only by keys
  • sshd blocks all users but a few, via AllowUsers
  • All 'default usernames' are removed, like ec2-user or ubuntu for AWS ec2 systems
  • The default ssh port moved if ssh has to be exposed to the Internet. No, this doesn't make it "more secure" but damn, it reduces the script denials in my system logs, fight me.
  • Services are only allowed connections by an allow list of IPs or subnets. Internal, when possible.

My systems are not "unhackable" but not low-hanging fruit, either. I assume everything I have out there can be hacked by someone SUPER determined, and have a vector of protection to mitigate backwash in case they gain full access.

[–] punkwalrus 7 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I have done a lot of personal study on this. There are "Christians" and there are "Team Christian." Actual Christians usually practice what they preach, or try to. The "Team Christian" folks are like people who have a favorite football team: they wear the jerseys, watch the games, and claim the tribal aspect of "I am good, they are bad." But know nothing of the philosophy or inner workings any more than the average football fan plays professional football, or runs the corporation end that manages the team.

Also, like most bullies, they love saying the opposite just to make you mad. "If Jesus were alive today, he would have shot all the immigrants with a machine gun," so you go "NO HE WOULDN'T HAVE YOU EVEN READ A BIBLE YOU HYPOCRITE GRRRR!!!" and they laugh at how mad you got. Like a bully saying "nice hair!" because they know it will make you angry, and they'll act all innocent.

[–] punkwalrus 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Saw this coming from a mile away. I was wondering when this ax would drop. What a shame; I grew up to PBS/NPR.

[–] punkwalrus 6 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

About 4 days. multiple times. I was really poor once. I used to take Tylenol and Tums to keep away the hunger pains, and I am surprised I still have a liver and kidneys.

[–] punkwalrus 24 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Kept women with Instagram influencer vibes selling Lulu Roe or whatever. Usually has a job listed as a "realtor" but don't actually sell houses. Houses are always McMansions with gray floors, white walls, and vaulted ceilings. They have kids are named Jaydenn, Ashleigh, Brittany, Colt, and Madison. Their skin is tanned, taught, and they always smell of product.

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