Raiderkev

Because information literacy is at an all time low, and people are easily seated by propaganda on their doom rectangles.

I thought this was a meme. TIL

"Experts fear the president will replace the fired inspectors general with loyalists who will turn a blind eye to corruption"

Apparently a training mission. No bigwigs

I've been too fixated on the price of eggs to pay attention to anything else.

Meritocracy

"The carnivore diet is a fad diet based on eating large amounts of animal fats and very little of anything else. The patient in this case reported eating nearly 10 pounds of butter, cheese and other fatty foods every day since embarking on the diet—even going so far as to add fat to the hamburgers he consumed daily."

I had assumed carnivore was exactly what it sounded like, and just a diet where you only ate meat. This is completely stupid.

So all the Cubans who voted for trump about to get their face ate?

Pretty sure the squirrel thing is a Margaritaville South Park episode reference. When Randy is trying to save the town from the economy:

We must all wear sheets instead of buying clothes that need detergent! Instead of cars that take gasoline we can... get around on llamas from Drake's farm! Instead of video games that take batteries and software, our kids will play with squirrels! We must let the Economy know that we are capable of respecting it! No more needless spending! [everyone begins to cheer] The Economy is our shepherd. We shall not want. [stretches out his arms as the audience cheers him on.]

I mean... There's a vaccine so...

It's how my boy Arthur went out. Poor bastard never made it to Tahiti to farm mangoes like he'd always dreamt of.