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If one was indistinguishable from the other: taste, scent, texture, temperature, etc. You can't tell apart the real thing from your choice, but you know 100% what you are eating.

What would you choose and why?

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[–] orangeNgreen 51 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Great question Mr. Satan. I’d probably say the poop flavored chocolate, simply because it is chocolate and not poop.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Nobody ever got Dysentery or Cholera from poop flavored chocolate.

[–] ccunning 10 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I’m pretty sure no one’s ever gotten dysentery or cholera from chocolate flavored poop either.

Correct me if I’m wrong…

[–] [email protected] 7 points 7 months ago (1 children)

That's how my grandpappy went.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

I was there, I seent it!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

Not that different from the gross flavored jelly beans that used to be sold

[–] DerpyPoint 27 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Definitely chocolate because poop is full of germs

[–] [email protected] 6 points 7 months ago

Not my poop.

[–] Son_of_dad 4 points 7 months ago

Wash it first

[–] slazer2au 10 points 7 months ago

Nice try, I am lactose intolerance so if I eat the first my body will produce the second rather quickly.

[–] over_clox 9 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I dunno, do we get to try samples of both?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 7 months ago (1 children)

If you mix them, they cancel each other out.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago (1 children)

In what way? Because there a lot of bad things about poo other than the taste.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

In a joking way. It was a goof.

[–] Damaskox 8 points 7 months ago

Easy.
Poop flavored chocolate.

Chances are, it would be more healthy (unless deliberately using poop itself as an ingredient).

[–] [email protected] 7 points 7 months ago

If I had a choice, neither.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Wouldn't chocolate-flavoured poop just be like a chocolate mousse with some sweetcorn sprinkled in? I'd definitely eat that rather than the thing that tastes like actual shit.

[–] RGB3x3 5 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Yeah, but you'd rather eat actual shit than bad tasting chocolate?

[–] Not_Alec_Baldwin 3 points 7 months ago

Yeah I'm as confident about the shit chocolate as this guy is about the chocolate shit.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

Chocolate flavoured shit.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago

So I've have the cat poop coffee (Kopi Luwak) before and it was absolutely revolting, tasted nothing like coffee. So probably poop flavored chocolate is the way to go.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago

chocolate-flavored poop. If it’s 100% indistinguishable from a chocolate bar, this is probably just poop from a unicorn or some other mythical beast that only poops wholesome things.

[–] MedicPigBabySaver 3 points 7 months ago

Chocolate. Can hold my nose. Huge portion of taste comes from scent.

[–] NeoNachtwaechter 2 points 7 months ago

What a shitty question! 😂

[–] jacobaaron 2 points 7 months ago

Strangely had this thought earlier today because I got asked this back in the day but definitely eat the chocolate

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago

Is mr-satan the king of scat 🤔

[–] spittingimage 1 points 7 months ago

I choose to fling them both at the person serving me this atrocity, then punch him in the kidneys while he's distracted.