"I'm whoever you want me to be, sweetheart" smoker's cough
this post was submitted on 14 Aug 2023
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I like this one. It nasty.
Your name, usually.
Who's asking?
“I’m Batman,”
I dunno man, when it comes right down to it, who are any of us really? Y'know?
"I'm Ronnie fucking Pickering"
Who's that?
RONNIE FUCKING PICKERING!
"My name is Inigo Montoya. You kill my father. Prepare to die."
Spending an hour in the character generator, then clicking "venture forth".
"I'm fine, thanks. Who are you?"
Hello Fine Thanks. I'm CD.
I am the terror that flaps in the night! I am the little mouse that eats your cheese! I am Darkwing Duck
"Do you want my name rank, serial number and the Readers Digest shitty condensed version of my life story or do you just want to know what I am doing in your living room?"
Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die
You rang?
An explanation of what I’m doing here.
Goddamn. Lemmy users are bad at comebacks.
A better question is "What do you want?"
t. Mr. Morden (Babylon 5)
Whom do you trust? Whom do you serve?
Who's asking?
Do you want my real name, or a fake one?
The man your mom wishes she was.
"My Name is Guy Incognito!"
This man is my exact double!
Not a Vorlon, that's for sure
"Back off, man. I'm a scientist."
"I'm Duke Nukem, and I'm coming to get the rest of you alien bastards!"
"Let's just keep it light, okay?"
I am CapnAssHolo. Captain of the Millennium Flatulence!
Look behind you! A three-headed monkey!!
"your worst nightmare"
I'm you, but stronger
I am Sancho!
"Let's just keep it light, okay?"
"I'm Frida's boss."
My name is jimmydoreisalefty, nice to meet you! What is your name!?
You can also go with the 30 sec elevator speech or...
Other possible replies:
No one. [walks away, CALMLY]
Your soulmate?
Depends on the setting and people.