EvilTwin

joined 2 years ago
[–] EvilTwin 13 points 1 week ago

I quit drinking for good.

Now, I only drink for evil.

[–] EvilTwin 5 points 8 months ago

There is no chicken

[–] EvilTwin 5 points 9 months ago

They're not waving at you. They're waving at the Jeep.

[–] EvilTwin 1 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] EvilTwin 5 points 9 months ago

The Rock can't lose. It's in his contract.

[–] EvilTwin 42 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Hakuna Mavodka - it means no memories

[–] EvilTwin 2 points 10 months ago

I remember this episode of "The Twilight Zone"

[–] EvilTwin 3 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] EvilTwin 22 points 11 months ago

Epstein didn't kill himself.

[–] EvilTwin 1 points 11 months ago
[–] EvilTwin 7 points 1 year ago

The Chiefs should change their name to The Swifties.

[–] EvilTwin 1 points 1 year ago

There's a bathroom on the right.

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