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I'm gonna need both of these guys to suffer irreparable brain damage.
this post was submitted on 06 Aug 2023
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If they actually fight Zuck is absolutely going to wipe the floor with Musk. A black belt in BJJ is no joke. Plus Iβm pretty sure heβs a robot too.
He's really Boston dynamics T-600, this is just the first time they're implementing his combat routines.
"My style is strong"
shtoyle
I had no idea Zuckerberg actually had some experience. Now I absolutely need to see this happen.
Yeah I don't think Muckerberg knew either which is why he got his mum to stop the fight for him
Holy lord I had no idea you could comment with pictures!
Claims to not have time to work out
Works out at work
muskyboi genius strikes again
Also, somehow he has time to tweet about random bullshit all day.
To him that is working
"I don't have time to exercise, someone is wrong on the internet!"
Some famous people just have a lot of spare time to do things.
No no, he's not working out at work, he just brings the weighs to work.
I assume he just leaves them in the back of his car.
I honestly think that's what he's saying. Between that and the walrus comment I'm like 99.9% sure he's leaving these "jokes" to fall back on when he doesn't fight. He'll just say "dude they were all jokes. I mean the walrus? Come on. You're the ridiculous one for taking it serious."
thats what 4 hours of sleep at the factory floor does to ur brain π
Oh.. oh wow youβre right
that grind culture only turns ur brain into mush
βThroughout the dayβ as well apparently what the fuck
Can we please not give either of these douches attention?
If giving the fight attention gives us even a small probability of one of them getting brain damage, this is one of the few times I'm willing to give them attention
Zuck will destroy that man baby and it won't be close.
And you know what?
Zuckerberg, you scary reptile man, I'll vote for you if you internally decapitate Musk. That's my offer.
Bro is a reptilians cyborg, Musk will never fight that. He'll have his mom bail him out again.
Are we sure neither of them already have brain damage? One is an emotionless robot and the other is a babbling moron.
Just cross referenced these claims and both specimens fit both descriptions.
Imagine a world if Donald Trump actually had billions of dollars ...
Thats what would happen if one of these douchers gets brain damage.
"1001, 1002, 1003! Oh, Miss Corningstone! I wasn't expecting company. Just doing my workout. Tuesday's arms and back. Ohh, it's the deep burn! Oh, it's so deep. Oh, I can barely lift my right arm 'cause I did so many. I don't know if you heard me counting. I did over a thousand." -Elon Musk
I see him as an "infinity... infinity plus one... infinity plus two..." kinda counter.
He would use letters just to be contrary. Just like he named his kid with numbers. Must be fun to be rich as hell and do whatever pops in your head.
is this real or just a meme?
Brother, in this time line, who knows.
Only god knows
Both.
Absolutely not I am not rehabilitating Mark "Cambridge Analytica" Zuckerberg by calling him "Zuck"
Huh? It's so easy to rhyme.
SuckZuck
Zuck The Fuck
Duck Zuck
So he is lifting weights all day instead of training martial arts?
Bringing your personal meme bullshit issues to work and focusing on that instead of your job. Great work ethic Elon!
I've seen Musk's pictures from the beach. That man has not worked out once in his life. Nor did he ever work in his life.
I'm really hoping for a fatality, maybe two. One might be enough if the survivor goes to prison for a long time.
But man, this bullshit about "I don't have time to work out", from the asshat who is shitposting all day every day? The guy whose companies only seem to do well when he's too distracted to get involved and interfere in their operations? Who is he trying to fool? Who are the fools who are actually taken in by that bullshit?