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submitted 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) by [email protected] to c/lemmyshitpost
 

Or maybe I haven't just seen this image yet? I've only gotten images where she seems to be wearing a grey jacket.

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 15 hours ago

I am not missing out for once, glad to see nicole in chat room hell

[–] [email protected] 26 points 17 hours ago (2 children)

Is that a crack pipe😭

[–] [email protected] 15 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

Nicole seems to be experimenting.

[–] IndustryStandard 10 points 15 hours ago

Stay in school Nicole!(George Brown College specifically)

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[–] [email protected] 28 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

Wait…you mean we aren’t soulmates? 😭

[–] [email protected] 11 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

You may still be soulmates, but you're certainly not the one dating her.

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[–] Penta 23 points 18 hours ago (3 children)

I still have not received a single nicole dm :(

[–] mostlikelyaperson 13 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

I got my first one an hour ago, truly an honor.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 14 hours ago

Same. I vaguely remember a post from a few days ago mentioning a fediverse chick and now I finally know what it was talking about

[–] [email protected] 8 points 17 hours ago

I can forward you mine if you want

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 15 hours ago

I was hit too just now.

[–] daggermoon 13 points 16 hours ago (5 children)

Sorry, who is she? I keep seeing her face in memes.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 16 hours ago (1 children)
[–] AnUnusualRelic 12 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

Or some random image used by a spammer... Who can tell?

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[–] khannie 19 points 18 hours ago (3 children)

Got my one today. Finally part of the gang.

Has anyone actually bothered engaging?

[–] [email protected] 13 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

I tried, but failed as the server didn't seem to exist.

[–] rob_t_firefly 13 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

Many of our hard-working instance admins are on top of blocking her whenever she pops up again.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

How dare they ban my girlfriend 🀬🀬🀬

[–] [email protected] 12 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

How dare you say that my soulmate is "your girlfriend".

[–] [email protected] 4 points 14 hours ago

because we're dating. You may be soulmates, but I'm still the one with the girl. Weep.

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[–] [email protected] 21 points 18 hours ago (4 children)

I only got 1 massage from her 5months ago, now she ghosted me :(

[–] the_tab_key 12 points 17 hours ago

She gives out massages? Damn, I'm missing out.

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 15 hours ago (2 children)

I got 4 nicole messages, beat that

[–] [email protected] 6 points 14 hours ago

My guy, I've got like 9...

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[–] [email protected] 107 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I told her not to message strangers on the internet yesterday. I feel she might be cheating on me.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 19 hours ago

The only stranger on the Internet, my dear stranger, is YOU! You've been played! She was ALWAYS MINE!

[–] [email protected] 73 points 1 day ago (8 children)

I finally got a message from them 3 min ago. I was worried I wasn’t cool enough πŸ₯²

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[–] [email protected] 26 points 21 hours ago (2 children)

also just got a message with her new outfit

looking good, nicole :)

[–] [email protected] 15 points 19 hours ago

Hands off, buddy. She's mine!

[–] Speculater 22 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

Do we love our girlfriend or what?

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 19 hours ago (2 children)

Does just viewing this thread trigger a message from her wth

[–] [email protected] 6 points 15 hours ago (2 children)

You have to light two candles, stand in front of your bathroom mirror, turn off the lights, and say "Nicole" three times.

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[–] [email protected] 44 points 1 day ago (4 children)

Just got it an hour or so ago.

Can someone explain the con?

[–] PopcornPrincess 73 points 1 day ago (1 children)

No con. That’s my girlfriend.

[–] [email protected] 48 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 53 points 23 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 29 points 23 hours ago* (last edited 23 hours ago) (5 children)
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[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 hours ago

Probably pig butchering but I'm not aware of anyone that's went in and came back with a story yet

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[–] Treczoks 31 points 23 hours ago (2 children)

Wow. They started to get "creative".

Does anyone know if this image is AI generated or is it just stolen?

[–] [email protected] 33 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

The person and the background look too similar between photos for this to be AI. The person behind the scam probably searched the web, and stole this poor person's photos. Judging from the poor quality, I'd date it around ~2008

[–] [email protected] 12 points 20 hours ago (4 children)

I’d date it around ~2008

Eh, my laptop's webcam looks worse than this.

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[–] [email protected] 36 points 22 hours ago

Given that she looks pretty much the same in multiple outfits across multiple pictures, I would assume that they are stolen from some 2000s online site

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