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[–] JigglySackles 9 points 48 minutes ago

I'll quit using anything that does that.

[–] iAvicenna 10 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago) (2 children)

I don't know if this is real but if it is, this method of forced watching something you are not interested in guarantees to create negative emotions towards that brand.

[–] T00l_shed 4 points 1 hour ago

Yeah but the C suite is so far removed from reality they don't know, or don't care to know about it. It's not like you have much of a choice anyhow. They've bought up the competition, drove out the mom and pop shops. Their mentality is "yeah, but what are you gonna do about it?"

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 hour ago

So, all ads.

[–] slaacaa 44 points 3 hours ago
[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 hours ago

Blink detected... Added 10 more seconds of ads...

[–] Bamboodpanda 11 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

I would just stop using whatever the service is. For as long as I can that is. Not long before our new dictatorship might force us to watch ads for crucial services.

[–] YourMomsTrashman 2 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

The amount of times I've been watching youtube, it queueing up ads, and me just pressing the home button to switch to newpipe is immeasurable

[–] MellowYellow13 2 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

Why arent you blocking ads?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

Revanced is a game changer

[–] MellowYellow13 1 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

Better than AdGuard, Ublock and all those?

[–] thermal_shock 1 points 40 minutes ago* (last edited 39 minutes ago)

Those don't block ads from same domain, network wide. Dns adblock will block 90%+.

Device specific for ublock origin and adguard plugins, can't put that on a Nintendo switch.

[–] Maultasche 18 points 5 hours ago
[–] Matriks404 1 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

This will cause riots, lol.

[–] T00l_shed 1 points 1 hour ago

If trump isn't causing riots, this won't either.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 hours ago

"Detecting eyes not focused! Please focus."

[–] [email protected] 31 points 8 hours ago (1 children)
[–] BlinkPeak 2 points 2 hours ago

Unabomber right?

[–] barnaclebutt 16 points 7 hours ago (2 children)

Is it time to put googly eyes on my testicles again? Do I have permission?

[–] TexasDrunk 14 points 6 hours ago

You take them off?

[–] cm0002 5 points 7 hours ago
[–] [email protected] 93 points 10 hours ago (3 children)

That's an immediate uninstall.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

relax, when the industry puts this into practice (not IF but WHEN) they will stick it very slowly in us until we get used to it and don't even realize that we already accept it quietly without complaining

[–] [email protected] 16 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

Unironically they're basically already doing that by having ads longer than the skip button, as you trade off ignoring the ad for the full duration and paying attention when you're intended video starts for paying attention waiting for the "Skip Ad" button.

Even just that short 5 seconds is enough for an ad to get embedded in your brain with enough repeated exposure.

[–] ThatWeirdGuy1001 10 points 3 hours ago (2 children)

Maybe it's because I'm autistic but that has the opposite effect on me. If I see your ad enough to remember the product that just means I'm going to avoid that product like a fuckin plague.

[–] thermal_shock 1 points 37 minutes ago

Same. If I'm interested or looking for that product, I'll do my research.

Just got a new pair of chukkas from a company I've never heard of (Thursday) based on research. Not ready to spend $500 for some boots, these were great quality at reasonable price for me.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 hour ago

Same. It’s a great way to get my hatred

[–] [email protected] 48 points 9 hours ago

That's not even an install. A non-camera/video chat/QR scan app demanding permanent (!) access to the camera is a big No no

[–] [email protected] 20 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

"Please watch this 5-minute advertisment to uninstall the app. Don't break eye contact."

[–] daggermoon 4 points 5 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 hours ago

"Before you delete your OS, would you like to know about the hot singles in your area?"

[–] hemmes 55 points 9 hours ago (1 children)
[–] jeffw 7 points 8 hours ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 27 points 8 hours ago

Think it's Fifteen Million Merits

[–] [email protected] 13 points 8 hours ago

I'm not OP, but I'm guessing Fifteen Million Merits (S01E02)

[–] [email protected] 68 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

Be sure to stock up on verification cans

[–] Remember_the_tooth 15 points 10 hours ago

Have you had your Cuppliance?

[–] [email protected] 25 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

Wasn’t this actually patented?

[–] [email protected] 30 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

Yes, boobaAwooga, by Sony.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 hours ago

"Fuck you, Mc Donalds"

"What was that?"

"Nothing"

[–] Squorlple 20 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

Kenneth Lamar Noid proved that violence is an effective means of stopping advertisements

[–] [email protected] 14 points 8 hours ago

throws phone against a wall

Oh wow! It worked! The ad is gone!

[–] [email protected] 17 points 9 hours ago (1 children)