this post was submitted on 28 Feb 2025
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[–] Maultasche 5 points 54 minutes ago
[–] barnaclebutt 9 points 2 hours ago (2 children)

Is it time to put googly eyes on my testicles again? Do I have permission?

[–] TexasDrunk 8 points 1 hour ago

You take them off?

[–] cm0002 3 points 2 hours ago
[–] [email protected] 18 points 3 hours ago
[–] [email protected] 66 points 5 hours ago (3 children)

That's an immediate uninstall.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

relax, when the industry puts this into practice (not IF but WHEN) they will stick it very slowly in us until we get used to it and don't even realize that we already accept it quietly without complaining

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 hours ago

Unironically they're basically already doing that by having ads longer than the skip button, as you trade off ignoring the ad for the full duration and paying attention when you're intended video starts for paying attention waiting for the "Skip Ad" button.

Even just that short 5 seconds is enough for an ad to get embedded in your brain with enough repeated exposure.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

"Please watch this 5-minute advertisment to uninstall the app. Don't break eye contact."

[–] daggermoon 2 points 47 minutes ago

uninstall your OS

[–] [email protected] 35 points 5 hours ago

That's not even an install. A non-camera/video chat/QR scan app demanding permanent (!) access to the camera is a big No no

[–] hemmes 41 points 5 hours ago (1 children)
[–] jeffw 7 points 4 hours ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 22 points 4 hours ago

Think it's Fifteen Million Merits

[–] [email protected] 13 points 4 hours ago

I'm not OP, but I'm guessing Fifteen Million Merits (S01E02)

[–] [email protected] 54 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

Be sure to stock up on verification cans

[–] Remember_the_tooth 12 points 5 hours ago

Have you had your Cuppliance?

[–] [email protected] 18 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

Wasn’t this actually patented?

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 hour ago

Yes, boobaAwooga, by Sony.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 5 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Squorlple 16 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

Kenneth Lamar Noid proved that violence is an effective means of stopping advertisements

[–] [email protected] 13 points 4 hours ago

throws phone against a wall

Oh wow! It worked! The ad is gone!