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[–] [email protected] 2 points 36 minutes ago

That "th" sounds like the letter "f". It doesn't but I'm nearly 40 and still can't pronounce it correctly.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 22 minutes ago

Karl Marx was russian(by a history teacher)

Adults with autism dont exist, but kids with autism exist; the moon is an artificial satellite made by aliens; scientists are saying that 2+2=5 (by a logic teacher)

There is a conspiracy(organized by the jewish world leader) in romanian schools to trick children into starting HRT by saying to take some pills so they wont look pale right before going to act in front of an audience so they would become infertile and stop overpopulation(by a biology teacher)

[–] niktemadur 6 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

This one is a little different. On the first week of some college introductory economics class, the teacher was basically just reading from the textbook we all had, some historical figure who was a member of the "Council Of Seven" or something like that, when a student raised her hand - "Ma'am, what was the Council Of Seven?" - the teacher paused, and said - "Can you bring it tomorrow, as assignment?" - and actually giggled. This was in the 90s, pre-internet, looking up something like that was not a trivial task.

The teacher might have thought she was being cute and/or deflected her own shortcomings, but the actual effect was that we immediately lost all respect and trust for her, no one ever raised a hand again in her class, we all immediately went into rote robot mode for the rest of the semester, disengaged on a gut level.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 hour ago (2 children)

What did the council of seven end up being?

[–] brygphilomena 1 points 27 minutes ago
[–] niktemadur 4 points 1 hour ago

When our classmate stood at the front and read it from a piece of paper the following day, we were all already tuned out of that class for the rest of the semester, I wasn't paying attention. In fact, I might be remembering the name wrong, I can't be certain.

[–] Treczoks 7 points 3 hours ago

When talking about movements of the Earth in geography, we covered the earths rotation, the orbit around the sun, the usual stuff. I mentioned precession as an additional movement - I had read about it in a book just recently. The teacher completely ruled that out and called me stupid for that. Jokes on him.

[–] TheBeege 7 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

"Life sciences" teacher in middle school at a Christian school told us evolution was impossible because genetic mutations only cause a loss of information. Sneaky assholes

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 hours ago

“Irreducible Complexity” is a (the?) cornerstone of the pseudo scientific creationist rebuttal of evolution. Or at least it was when I was young and impressionable enough to believe it.

[–] Sludgeyy 6 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

That "electricity" was a service

Without context, it is a good.

It's like natural gas. It is a good.

It's like saying "milk" is a service because the milk man brings it to your house

She wouldn't give me my damn point back on the quiz

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

Never heard a science teacher explain a scientific process in business terms before.

[–] SLVRDRGN 2 points 44 minutes ago* (last edited 44 minutes ago)

Who said it was a science teacher?

[–] PM_Your_Nudes_Please 9 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

She very matter-of-factly stated that steam wasn’t as hot as boiling water. This was a chemistry teacher.

Given, it was elementary school, so the “chemistry” was mostly super basic stuff like mixing dish soap and yeast with hydrogen peroxide. But still, I’m salty about that one because I had been burned pretty badly by active steam before she said that. I still have the scar and everything.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 hours ago

You'd think the expectation would be that gases are hotter than liquids.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 7 hours ago

We'd all end up drugged with needles up our arms laying in front of the unemployment centers of we don't get better at chemistry. Like, all of us.

Joke's on him, I'm in IT now, so I'm of WAY worse.

[–] HailSeitan 16 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

That Wikipedia was unreliable

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 hours ago

I mean when writing an essay you should really be sourcing from the original source not Wikipedia, good thing Wikipedia lists the original source the info came from so you can just use that. (Unlike some websites the teacher said were better then Wikipedia which were just full of unchecked bullshit)

But for everything else Wikipedia is great

[–] goober 27 points 9 hours ago (2 children)

There is no such thing as negative numbers. "How do you take 5 apples from 3 when there are only 3 apples?" This was in elementary school in Wisconsin. The temperature regularly goes below zero. Pointing this out got me time in the corner. I'm still kinda salty about that.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

Maths unfortunately is hard to teach all at once, 1 year there's no negative numbers next year there is. Then they make it harder by adding letters. Get high enough, and you start doing stuff with infinite numbers, which I was also told can't be done.

[–] brygphilomena 1 points 15 minutes ago

As far as I'm concerned there are always letters. We just hide them or when they are young use a question mark.

2 + 5 = ?

Is super basic algebra if you just change the question mark to an X.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 hours ago

When you say "in the corner", I'm guessing this was one of those really, really old small schools you'd see in Little House on the Prairie.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago)

Skateboarding is unethical, immoral, and should be illegal…

I wrote my next essay in highlighter after that to make her suffer. She was the worst

[–] [email protected] 22 points 12 hours ago (2 children)

I used the word poesy in a written assignment, as in the art of poetry. The teacher didn't recognize it as a real word and deducted points from my grade. She had a policy that we could correct and resubmit for half points, so I did that but didn't change the word, I just helpfully gave her the definition in a footnote.

Shocked, naive, innocent little me didn't not know what to think when she took that as an insult. I was only trying to help her, didn't she get that?!?

This was one of a handful of events when my sister started implying I might have a neurospicy brain. IDK, maybe, but I was just being accurate so I didn't really see that as anything I needes to address. I thought the overly-sensitive and factually incorrect teacher was the one who needed to self-reflect.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 hours ago

Had the same with an english teacher (in germany), that probably had a smaller vocabulary than me. Whenever I used words she didn't know I had to argue with her and pull out a dictionary

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[–] garbagebagel 10 points 10 hours ago (2 children)

That Columbus was a good person.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 hour ago

I was told General Lee was an honorable person.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 10 hours ago

Not so fun fact, he is said to be the first European to have syphilis as it was originally a Caribbean condition, and he was said to have caused it to spread in Europe, which also means he is the reason everyone started wearing powdered wigs as it went from a way to hide syphilis baldness to a fashion statement. So now you know what to expect (a version of George Washington who looks like Brad Pitt perhaps) if you ever go back in time and burn the Santa Maria.

[–] [email protected] 102 points 16 hours ago (8 children)

You won't always have a calculator with you.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

I was carrying not one but two programmable Casio GFX 9850 graphics calculators with me pretty much all the time. You could write some kind of Basic-ish code on these things. Neat machines, considering their age.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 hours ago

Can play games on them to, including clones of pacman, Doom, Super Mario land and pong.

[–] thesohoriots 3 points 6 hours ago

My class was repeatedly threatened for using more than one finger on a calculator to solve chemistry equations. “If I see those Nintendo thumbs…

[–] niketunic 4 points 8 hours ago

i wonder if this ever keeps any math teachers up at night. how wrong they were about this

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[–] [email protected] 24 points 13 hours ago (3 children)

I got a question right on an electronics quiz about finding the resistance in a curcuit (I have verified I was right).

My science teacher who didn't know how to do it in the first place and was just looking at the (incorrect) answer schedule said I was wrong. I just said "I don't think so but ok" even though I knew I was right as I did not want to argue. As she was walking away I explained to my friend why I was right, my teacher overheard me and came storming to the table saying:

"WHEN I SAY IM RIGHT I AM RIGHT! AND WHEN I SAY YOUR WRONG YOU ARE WRONG!"

At the top of her lungs.

I was just a kid so it put me off science for a bit tbh.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

I was just a kid so it put me off science for a bit tbh.

And isn't that a fucking shame? I mean, science can be such an interesting thing that can improve and enrich your life and can even become a career, but or just takes one bad teacher to let all that go to waste.

I had a guy teach biology and chemistry, and he was... well just not a good teacher (but a very decent human outside of class, to be fair). Made me really hate his classes and subjects. It took quite a long time for me to get more interested again.

On the other hand, I had a teacher in computer science teach is the basics of relational databases and object oriented programming in Borland Delphi (yes!), and now that I'm almost 40, I STILL feed on that knowledge, have become a sysadmin, have helped a dozen of co-eds in uni pass their programming test by tutoring them... He's just a huge part of what I've become as a person. One teacher really can make a difference, one direction or the other. Thank you Mr. Barchmann, wherever you are.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 hours ago

I also have to thank some of my later science teachers for re-sparking my fascination in the scientific world, three of them were excellent teachers and made the class so entertaining you couldn't not be fascinated.

[–] Nibodhika 3 points 6 hours ago

Oh boy, this reminds me of one test in college where there was a question that had a logical circuit diagram, I don't remember what it asked exactly but my answer was marked wrong, I went to the teacher the next day and told him I thought that was the right answer and he said "well, it's not, I'll demonstrate" and he wrote the question on the board called attention for everyone saying he would show the right answer to the test question, and started answering it. I saw him start to answer and immediately he made a mistake, I raised my hand to point that out and he told me to let him finish. He got to the end of the thing, showed a different result, and said "see, this was the correct result" to which I said "You missed the NOT at the beginning of the circuit", he looks at it, rewrites some stuff, and gets to my answer to which I said "and that's what you marked as the wrong result on my test". He still tried to claim that was wrong because he got the question from book X, and a colleague (who I suspect had also given the right answer) produced the book, looked up the answer and said loudly "the second answer is the one on the book". Defeated he had to give me (and whoever else had the right answer) at the point for that question. Completely unrelated story, that guy was also the coordinator of the course I was coursing and after months of waiting for recognition of some classes that I had taken at a different college coincidentally the very next week they got denied which meant I would have to take 14 extra classes (so at least a year and a half extra) to graduate, and that some of the classes I was taking that semester would have to be dropped and retaken after coursing the prerequisites (which I was trying to get recognized), one such class was the one where I got the question right... What a coincidence, right?

I should thank that guy, because of him I dropped out of college, moved to another city, and started at another college where I met my wife.

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[–] [email protected] 53 points 16 hours ago (2 children)

There's checks and balances in our government

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[–] [email protected] 40 points 15 hours ago (3 children)

You should be enjoying the school years cause they'll be the best of your life. Said by someone who very obviously peaked in high school.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 hour ago

Best in that you don't have adult responsibilities.

[–] Delphia 1 points 6 hours ago

They were kind of right and really wrong.

Im 40 and married now... remember how nervous tou were just trying to talk to someone you had a crush on? That level of "Powerline up the ass" intensity of feelings?

Yeah these days, firstly if I'm ever single again shit has gone seriously sideways... But I could without a sense of trepidation walk up to Charlize Theron in a coffee shop, tell her how amazing she was in Aeon flux, ask her how she got involved in executive producing Hyperdrive for netflix and then ask her if she would like to grab dinner sometime. Because these days you have to really go some lengths to get a rise out of me.

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[–] the_dopamine_fiend 45 points 15 hours ago (5 children)

Pores in latex condoms bigger than the AIDS virus.

Fuck a science class, that motherfucker shouldn’t have been allowed near the school.

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