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[–] Gradually_Adjusting 3 points 11 hours ago

I just sent this to my wife with the instructions cropped out 🀭

[–] niktemadur 3 points 11 hours ago

Squint your eggs!

[–] mlg 23 points 20 hours ago (1 children)
[–] ObviouslyNotBanana 9 points 17 hours ago

What the doctor Phil

[–] frigidaphelion 37 points 23 hours ago (3 children)

How in the ever loving fuck is this possible?

[–] Voyajer 24 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

Stable diffusion and controlnet

[–] frigidaphelion 12 points 19 hours ago

dark magic mumbo jumbo

[–] [email protected] 4 points 16 hours ago

Took the words right out of my mouth

[–] [email protected] 9 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

I don’t really know about this stuff, but maybe this is the work of some kind of convolutional neural network. Computerphile on YouTube had a couple of videos about them with Mike Pound. That or this was handmade by someone, but I doubt it.

[–] rainerloeten 1 points 8 hours ago

Convolutional networks are typically used in image processing for object detection or recognition, classification etc. but not for generating images, as far as I know.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 22 hours ago
[–] Cosmonaut_Collin 104 points 1 day ago (5 children)

Am I crazy for seeing Steve Harvey in the burger?

[–] werefreeatlast 1 points 6 hours ago
[–] Tylerdurdon 37 points 1 day ago

Send it to him, repeatedly

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana 9 points 1 day ago

Jimmy neutron

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 day ago

What is this dark magic?

[–] [email protected] 40 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] TwoBeeSan 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)

It was all leading to this. This was the apex.

[–] LanguageIsCool 2 points 22 hours ago (1 children)
[–] ivanafterall 4 points 17 hours ago

Mostly just admire this picture, I think. It's what we worked so hard for.

[–] expatriado 26 points 1 day ago (4 children)

i remember i don't care for the guy, but forgot why

[–] PunnyName 54 points 1 day ago (3 children)

He's a religious nutjob who says that a non religious person can't have morals.

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana 46 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Personally I see him more as a burger

[–] jewbacca117 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I think hes better as a burger

[–] [email protected] 3 points 22 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 hours ago

But, he's not PEOPLE!

[–] TheDoozer 4 points 22 hours ago

But I like burgers.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 21 hours ago (2 children)

He doesn't even get the damned saying right either. He says "Where's your moral bariometer?". The piece of equipment he is attempting to name is a barometer, though most people would say moral compass. Pretty sure he thinks bariometer is another word for compass.

I know it shouldn't matter that much but as an atheist, fuck him.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 hours ago

No no, he was just a little confused, but he meant alethiometer. It's like a compass but it points to the truth, which is pretty darn useful when trying to find your moral heading.

[–] officermike 3 points 18 hours ago

I like the fact that he's chosen to go with "moral barometer" in more than one interview. Consistently moronic.

[–] expatriado 7 points 1 day ago

that would do

[–] officermike 27 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Is it because he recommended women leave their atheist partners because of a lack of moral barometer? Or saying gay men aren't real men? Or saying real men don't have female friends? Is it because he's a homophobic, misogynist, religious bigot? Or for the Miss Universe fuckup?

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Also he’s just not funny and when you’re supposed to be a comedic personality that is unforgivable

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 hours ago

He's a joke, just not a funny one. Not at all.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

On top of all the religious stuff being said, he's also cheated on every one of his wives (except maybe his current one)

[–] officermike 2 points 18 hours ago

I had "while being an adulterous piece of shit" in my comment draft, but when I went to fact check, all I could find was stuff about his wife maybe or maybe not cheating on him. Those Google results are skewed...

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I understand what I'm meant to be seeing but I just don't.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago

Steve Harvey

[–] [email protected] 2 points 22 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 hours ago

Steve Burger

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 22 hours ago

Yeah, his moral barometer is fucked.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago

Must have gotten this burger from Harvey’s

[–] FelixCress 5 points 1 day ago