For someone who purports to be a fantastic negotiator and deal maker, this guy is sure a Kevorkian of deal making lately.
Tylerdurdon
And her special move is... The Stupid Smack! Watch out! It's a nationwide AOE!
Rad radioactive radius!
And the market crash will begin right around that time too. Yay!
She has a different kind of ring for you to wear.
He looks like he's pinching a loaf and just realized he's supposed to be in a meeting.
I haven’t had friends or anyone to talk to for a year or two
To me, it doesn't sound like you have issues socializing, it sounds like you have issues with maintaining relationships. If you're 21 and have zero friends, you need to examine that a little more closely.
I remember having to clean the little wheelies inside the ball mouse. No one understood you had to do this at companies and it was rough being "the I.T. guy."
Oh now that's interesting... Trying to wash off super slick snail slime in the shower. You'd almost want to hit a water slide instead. Zip!
Ahh, a wonderer...
Come on man, I'm trying to eat here!