TheDoozer

Some of them maybe, but asking the working hours, the health insurance, and whether the company will wait or buy out the two months might be complete deal-breakers, and saves both sides time by asking up front (and for the first two, should have been offered up front prior to the interview, to prevent wasted time).

It's like being offended if, on a first date, one person asks if the other ever wants to have kids. If you know the long term potential is dependent on something, getting that question out there up front saves both parties, and anybody getting upset over it is scamming (getting them invested before being willing to discuss it). Same as not talking about general (not specific) payscale for the position, medical coverage, hours, or whatever until the second or third interview.

I do this with pilsbury cinnamon rolls. Crispy on the outside and little pockets for the icing, so you can eat it with your hands.

I wake up hungry, spend the day hungry, and go to bed hungry. I have two states: hungry and so full I am borderline nauseous.

I wish I could downvote twice.

However, I regularly make my family breakfast-for-dinner, so it's more my love for all breakfast foods than when it's eaten.

Edit: just kidding on the downvoting, I didn't downvote for real. Just saw you were negative and didn't want you to think I was serious.

Could just as easily do like I do for my family:

"You wanted bagel with cream cheese, right?"

"I only have time for half."

"Then take the other half with you, it's hand-held food. The whole point is you can take it to go."

"They don't allow food on the bus."

"Whatever, I'll eat the other half. Have a good day. BOY! DID YOU FINISH YOUR WAFFLE WITH PEANUT BUTTER? I NEED YOU TO SIT ON THE POTTY SO FINISH YOUR BREAKFAST! Oh, hey, did you want toast or english muffin or something, Hon?"

"Nnnnnnhghh.... just coffee..."

"It's already out to cool down, there on the stove. I WILL THROW OUT THAT WAFFLE IF YOU DON'T FINISH IT WE HAVE TO GOOOO!"

I feel like that would get the "breakfast is happening" vibe out there.

And I would argue that in either case, stopping the bleeding is still the immediate goal.

"The real problem with this stab wound is it damaged their liver. Putting a bandage over the wound isn't going to solve that, what they really need is surgery!"

"We're twenty miles away from a hospital, we need to stop the bleeding or they'll die before we get them to a doctor."

"A bandage isn't going to save them. Only a surgeon will."

I am certain it's a matter of different times and all that, but each of those women seems awesome and all of the guys seem kind of pathetic. In all of those, the guy seemed like he had the least to offer.

Eastern Washington people have been wanting to separate from Western Washington for a really long time. Western Washington is like "well fuckin do it." But nobody actually tries to secede because EW's dependent on WW's economy.

The best concepts of plans.

Even with my youngest (5), I would always use the bathroom early and check to see if they had a changing station prior to him potentially pooping himself. The majority of the time there was, but the times there wasn't was often enough to make it worth checking. Only if my wife was with us, though, otherwise it was a roll of the dice.

I am not eligible for the US women's gymnastics team, but nobody seems to care about that. I'm an overweight 40+ year old man with no gymnastics experience, but the fact that only women are allowed on the team is the reason people should assume I'm not on the team.