Transcript:
[D:] i'm no watermelon, but i have something pink, sweet, and juicy that i know you'll like.
[D:] ... and it's seedless, for now.
[D:] but you can change that
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Bro wtf is going on in commet section
this post was submitted on 26 Jan 2025
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Oh look, another post about fucking. Maybe this community should be called lemmybonkpost since youβre all just horny motherfuckers.
That's the non asexual human condition alright
There is a Venn diagram where fucking and shit overlap
The third circle is vore
Kitty can purr
What is she semi-plausibly supposed to be actually referring to?
She's horny and on the pill, so no chance of getting pregnant... unless Bruce wants that.
I think they're asking what innocent thing they are supposedly describing to pull this off on a children's show.
This isn't in the show
I don't think so either, I was just explaining what I think they're asking for
Justice league is where the screen grabs are from source and the text is from a text, as far as I can tell (link I found to the text as an image)
So yeah, not in the show.
I mean the description fits all the main 3 orifices...
This made me imagine the inside of a vagina looking like a watermelon... Ugh π€’
Got it, 1st step get a duck
OK, that made me laugh xD
Imagine the texture
so where's the punchline
but where is the twist? the unexpected part?
Sauce!
β¦is what Clark will provide soon
I'm like, 78% sure that's Bruce.
Unless you are implying that Clark will be watching and listening from literally anywhere? In which case, ya defos
I guess it's Bruce & Diana (Batman & Wonder Woman).
Not sure what the actual image source is, though. Is it animated? A comic?
This is most likely from the DCAU, either Justice League or Justice League Unlimited. Bruce and Diana had a very short lived little courting thing going on or whatever you would call it. And Diana was a bit more forward with it while Bruce was his usual gruff self. They didn't actually get together though.
Edit: so animation
Edit 2: "courting". I took my monocle off and realised the word I was looking for was "flirting".
Ya. I assumed the D was for Diana, but that dialogue wasn't in the original cartoon right? It's been a while since I've watched it, but the cartoons of '90s and 'aughts were a pretty wild ride by current standards.
Ah yeah, I guess I should've mentioned that the dialogue is probably edited. They were generally pretty mature cartoons and certain League members were for sure fucking, but it wouldn't have ever been as blatant as this. This dialogue almost belongs in Harley Quinn.
Justice league is where the screen grabs are from source and the text is from a text, as far as I can tell (link I found to the text as an image)
And there's the reason why people can't tell that Clark is Superman.
Eh, what's the difference anyway both of their moms are named Martha.
Finally found another smirking cat emoji user πΌ
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awful