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[–] bruhduh 16 points 6 days ago
[–] [email protected] 187 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masterbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masterbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.

[–] [email protected] 74 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago

Damn you have to be really angry to point at people.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 week ago

Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was at work and when I saw this during my lunch break, I had to start furiously masterbating. My co-workers gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. As one co-worker dialed 911, I dropped my phone and everyone of my co-workers around me saw this image. Now there is a whole cafeteria of pre-k teachers masterbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.

[–] [email protected] 96 points 1 week ago
[–] [email protected] 73 points 1 week ago
[–] [email protected] 55 points 1 week ago (2 children)

This looked like a half-uncovered asscrack at very first glance.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

I don't see it

[–] dufkm 3 points 1 week ago

If I squint my eyes I still kinda see it, nice!

[–] [email protected] 49 points 1 week ago
[–] [email protected] 46 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] Klear 13 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Fuck. You.

Edit: And now I've lost the game as well, goddamn.

[–] iAvicenna 7 points 1 week ago

yes we have all thought we have seen that. thanks brain

[–] lath 36 points 1 week ago (5 children)

My grandparents used to grind them with a specific type of rock when washing. Don't remember its name, but it was white with many holes in it.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 days ago

Scholl makes a battery powered rotary tool for this. Great if you're lazy or have a really thick layer already.

[–] sc2pirate 72 points 1 week ago (3 children)

I think this is called a pumice stone, but I have never used one.

[–] lath 15 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Yup, that's the one. Never used one either, but I should probably start since taking my socks off feels like I've got velcro on my heels.

Hmm... Wonder if that's how velcro was first invented...

[–] Dozzi92 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Look up PedEgg. I swear it's not some obscure porn.

[–] lath 1 points 1 week ago

I trusted you and checked it out. It is indeed the real thing, but seeing that metal grate reminded me of an old morph video where the first part was about shredding the skin off a heel and the second was part of an ad shredding cheese on a meal.

Nostalgic times of a purer and disgusting internet.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Absolutely use one. They are awesome.

[–] sc2pirate 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I am almost certain that this is incorrect, but I always feared my boots would tear up my feet if I lost my callouses.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I use it to help get the dead skin off, the pumice stone won't generally take off calluses unless you just go nuts.. Now, there are things that will take calluses off like microplaners (think the kitchen tool that zests citrus skin).

[–] Dozzi92 1 points 1 week ago

PedEgg. I get older and I just get these calluses, and it's like a cheese grater for your feet. It's terrible, but feet calluses no look good. I see a podiatrist and he said it's these damn high arches. I just think it's being in my late 30s, unfortunately.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago

Yup. Pumice stoves work well but you need to be careful how much you use them. I use them once a week or so in the shower with warm water running over my feet. If you draw blood, you've gone too far and it will sting like a bitch.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

If it's just mild to moderate dryness and you find a pumice too intense, you can also use a soft bristle brush (of the size and shape of your choosing) with a good lather of soap suds. If it's just a small spot on your heel, you could even just get away with demoting an old toothbrush to that job.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago
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[–] ivanafterall 31 points 1 week ago

I used Jergens body lotion for my wedding and my skin felt nice and moist all night.

[–] Pregnenolone 23 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] Pregnenolone 20 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 days ago
[–] camr_on 6 points 1 week ago
[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 week ago

Shades of r/confusingperspective

[–] Frozzie 14 points 1 week ago

You... You did it on purpose didn't you.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Ah, the fractal essence of the human form reappears

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 days ago

At the risk of interrupting the deep thoughts that poetry may spawn, I wonder if there is a community for... erm... self-similar biomorphic curves.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago

Is this revenge for all feet lovers?

[–] werefreeatlast 7 points 1 week ago

That's is why some guys like feet!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

Interesting. I saw this image earlier today whilst I was on my lunch break at work and didn't get it. Scrolling this evening when I'm more "in the mood" and I saw what everyone else seems to be seeing 🍑

[–] toofpic 4 points 1 week ago
[–] finitebanjo 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

You actually don't want your ankles to be smooth. The thick rough skin prevents the feet from bleeding and bruising as a result of mobility.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 days ago

Well yeah but then the cracks get deep and it kinda starts hurting.

[–] [email protected] -1 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] Atropos 3 points 1 week ago

I'm already at random orbital sander.

My next step is angle grinder like Hellboy.

[–] [email protected] -1 points 1 week ago

Me about to report NSFW when it clicks.

[–] [email protected] -1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

It's probably athlete's foot fungus.

Try fast-actin' Tinactin.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 days ago

What? It probably is!