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Interesting, first thing we learned was to try to knee them in the groin to make them let go.

No, 'cause the /s cheapens the experience of good sarcasm.

Nice numbers <3

In a horrible accent though, at least use an actor that speaks the language or is able to mimic it well enough for a few lines.

Occupational Lung Disease? Onerous Life Disorder?

I'll let my kids make their own mistakes to learn from. Except for never frying bacon topless, that shit I'm teaching them early.

Maybe she didn't want to though.

What a beautiful and eloquent comment.

I knew it was a mistake to shave today.

Darn, I have Gotland and Svalbard on mine. Well, there's still hope.

Obligatory reminder that not only US has an IRS; the tax collection agency in Ghana is also called IRS.