Atropos

Jesus Christ, no excuse for that one

I want the first kid to be in charge

Brushing the cats regularly is the first step - this removes loose fur that will otherwise fall out on other surfaces. Most cats love being brushed, and id say doing it a every week at a minimum will help.

Other than brushing, having the right type of vacuum can make a big difference.

Are you in the southern hemisphere? Our cats shed a lot more in the summer vs winter. Spring is especially bad, as they are getting rid of their winter coat.

Thank you for taking the time to make sure you're taking the best care of them! They have a good home with you.

This is a first turn win in MTG (with ridiculous old, expensive cards).

The first card on the left lets you get three free green mana (currency used to cast cards). This is used to cast the next card, which requires green.

The next card let's you sacrifice your own health and turn that into mana. This only gives colorless mana.

The third card is another free mana, this time red. One red is required to cast the 4th card.

The 4th card does enough damage to your opponent to kill them.

If you draw this hand, your opponent has zero ways to respond, and the game is no longer fun.

This is why I donate blood

Yes please, I vote for this one

Ah, that's one of those chocolate oranges. Whack em against the wall, peel the foil, enjoy a tasty fusion of citrus and chocolate.

My favorite kind of nut.

Why not cry about both?

The spondylolisthesis (listhesis) one isn't quite accurate - it should be the whole spine above the joint in question shifted forward. You don't really see just one vertebral body sticking out like that.

Around 2/3 of us, yes. The 1/3 who voted red, and the 1/3 who did not vote.

But not all of us.

It's a Nazi thing I am pretty sure

I completely understand venting vs wanting solutions...

But sometimes I can't help myself. There are a whole host of things that could cause this. Happy to suggest things to test if you want, or there's an easy way to try an alternative. Have you considered giving Jellyfin a shot?