Oh, are we posting beans now? Again?
Here's my contribution:
this post was submitted on 22 Jan 2025
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This was going to be my contribution, but are they beans or peas? OH MY GOD I DON'T KNOW!
Garbanzo beans = chickpeas
You are not helping!
I understand the baked beans and the tragedy that befell the beans and the chef. But what the hell is the yellow on the keyboard.
Looks like queso, so maybe this was at a Chipotle or Qdoba.
Post-digested baked beans?
Damn, that computer is hungry!
KFC or smth?
Why are there that many beans and a Chick-fil-A box of some sort near a computer? I'm so confused lol
Whoever did this is the king of the
This gentleman is eating beans
What did you do Kevin?
This nibbler eating beans.
Is there some context i am missing?
They spilled the beans
Back to beans!
Next time try just one big bean
this is kind of cursed.
This is usually what I imagine when someone says 'kidney bean'
I won't tell if you won't
But even if I do tell someone, I'll make them promise not to tell. Watertight baby
telling anyone would be a red line.
You best believe I won’t be telling you any secrets anytime soon
I always see this scene and get so sad for him. That's a lot of food that he put a lot of work into and was proud of his work. Watching him try to shovel it back into the pot hurts. I know it's meant to be played off for humor, but I see next to none in that scene.
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It's easy to fix. Connect another keyboard and use it to install Linux.
That's the main problem taken care of. As for the beans, IDK, maybe bring a couple of chickens into the office while the installer is copying files?
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You still have your nightly walkthrough, nightly email, and a bunch of stickers to look forward to.
That's not how you do "Netbeans"! Also Java bad!
This is a distressing image
You've already spilled the beans, so tell us some juicy gossip.
Let's get to the red meat! Time to dish!
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