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[–] dejected_warp_core 7 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

Oh, are we posting beans now? Again?

Here's my contribution:

[–] FlyingSquid 3 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

This was going to be my contribution, but are they beans or peas? OH MY GOD I DON'T KNOW!

[–] veganpizza69 3 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

Garbanzo beans = chickpeas

[–] FlyingSquid 3 points 7 hours ago

You are not helping!

[–] [email protected] 8 points 10 hours ago
[–] loomi 2 points 7 hours ago (2 children)

I understand the baked beans and the tragedy that befell the beans and the chef. But what the hell is the yellow on the keyboard.

[–] ZMoney 5 points 7 hours ago

Looks like queso, so maybe this was at a Chipotle or Qdoba.

[–] FlyingSquid 1 points 7 hours ago

Post-digested baked beans?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 hours ago

Damn, that computer is hungry!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 hours ago

KFC or smth?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

Are those the motherboards?

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[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago)

Why are there that many beans and a Chick-fil-A box of some sort near a computer? I'm so confused lol

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 hours ago

Whoever did this is the king of the

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 hours ago

This nibbler eating beans.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 hours ago

This gentleman is eating beans

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

Is there some context i am missing?

[–] DerArzt 5 points 8 hours ago

They spilled the beans

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 hours ago

What did you do Kevin?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 19 hours ago

Back to beans!

[–] bcgm3 27 points 1 day ago
[–] LanguageIsCool 54 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Next time try just one big bean

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 hours ago

this is kind of cursed.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 hours ago

This is usually what I imagine when someone says 'kidney bean'

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA 7 points 21 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

But even if I do tell someone, I'll make them promise not to tell. Watertight baby

[–] kreskin 2 points 10 hours ago

telling anyone would be a red line.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 day ago

You best believe I won’t be telling you any secrets anytime soon

[–] [email protected] 5 points 22 hours ago

You still have your nightly walkthrough, nightly email, and a bunch of stickers to look forward to.

[–] Xanthobilly 118 points 1 day ago (7 children)
[–] [email protected] 92 points 1 day ago (25 children)

I always see this scene and get so sad for him. That's a lot of food that he put a lot of work into and was proud of his work. Watching him try to shovel it back into the pot hurts. I know it's meant to be played off for humor, but I see next to none in that scene.

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[–] ZILtoid1991 5 points 22 hours ago

That's not how you do "Netbeans"! Also Java bad!

[–] [email protected] 44 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

It's easy to fix. Connect another keyboard and use it to install Linux.

That's the main problem taken care of. As for the beans, IDK, maybe bring a couple of chickens into the office while the installer is copying files?

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[–] [email protected] 32 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] LaunchesKayaks 11 points 1 day ago

This is a distressing image

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