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[–] [email protected] 1 points 17 minutes ago

I'm jealous of people who can miss a call and not be bothered about it

[–] danekrae 1 points 2 hours ago

Doesn't he wonder, why his audiobooks are so boring?

[–] [email protected] 12 points 4 hours ago

Every call is either a phone scammer/telemarketer, or work. Thus, my phone stays on vibrate only.

[–] tanisnikana 2 points 4 hours ago

My ring tone is two longs and a short and a pause, vibrating on my right wrist. No one can hear it, and I get to know when someone’s leaving me a voicemail cause I don’t answer my phone.

[–] accideath 8 points 6 hours ago

Always have my phone on vibrate unless I’m expecting a call that I really don’t want to miss. But I also don’t get called randomly that much.

[–] bandwidthcrisis 1 points 4 hours ago
[–] Retro_unlimited 18 points 7 hours ago

My phone is silent, and it blocks unknown numbers.

[–] ccunning 49 points 9 hours ago
[–] [email protected] 49 points 10 hours ago (6 children)

I thought everyone has their phone on silent except for literal boomers

[–] darthelmet 2 points 3 hours ago

My parents have the longest, most obnoxious ring tones for texts on their phones.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 hours ago

Millennial not a boomer, but I get so few phone calls my so I never bother putting my phone on silent. I do mute media volume tho don't need to accidentally play video audio in public.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 9 hours ago (2 children)

In public, generally, but not at home. Not a boomer, but ADHD. I set my phone down so many random places and I would not realize it was going off unless it were in front of my face. And if I need to have it called so I can find it, it is much easier hear.

[–] Serinus 2 points 5 hours ago

I just use the android "find my phone" thing. It'll ring at max volume even if it's on silent.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 8 hours ago

That's why I have a smart watch. Can't leave it places if it's attached to me.

Plus, it can make my phone make noise even if it's on silent.

[–] Maalus 1 points 5 hours ago

I have my own company, I need to have my phone on

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago) (2 children)

I only turn my phone to silent if I'm somewhere that specifically requires it: like a movie theatre.

Not a boomer and I don't care for people telling me I am rude or whatever for having my phone make noise.

Edit: I know having my phone make noise is unpopular, but I paid for this brick to make noise.

[–] Frozengyro 7 points 8 hours ago

Ok boomer.

Sorry poor humor. I honestly don't care if someone's phone is ringing in public, only thing that annoys me is when they are playing on or watching things in public with the volume turned up.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 hours ago

I wear a bone conductive headset a lot of the time, and I have it set to read out calls or important messages to me. Smartwatches have a similar use, but goal is to not miss a call while also having the phone on silent.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago)

I was undergoing a medical procedure and passed out and vomited all over myself

I asked the staff to call my wife so they went to the waiting room yelling her name and she just ignored them assuming it was another patient. Then I gave them her phone number and they tried calling her but she didn't recognize the number so ignored the calls.

The nurse did not believe that my wife was there, she thought I was totally out of it and was trying not to look worried.

Later my wife thought it was the funniest thing.

[–] MissJinx 17 points 10 hours ago

I use "do not disturb" so it's silent to everyone except people I care. I can't miss my mother's calls, she could need something and she's older already

[–] [email protected] 13 points 10 hours ago

I don’t miss them, no.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 hours ago

It’s never off silent. Period.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 hours ago

Miss them? Not a bit!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago)

For about six months I didn’t receive any incoming calls (no notifications either) and thought it was due to my VPN. Finally my car broke down and I found out the tow truck driver had been trying to call me so I finally got to fixing it, but it was bliss.

I’m considering just using Matrix for calls and getting a data-only plan. I’m not really into calls/texting anyway.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 hours ago

I’d rather people not have phones. Wouldn’t be able to come on here much though.