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I thought everyone has their phone on silent except for literal boomers
My parents have the longest, most obnoxious ring tones for texts on their phones.
In public, generally, but not at home. Not a boomer, but ADHD. I set my phone down so many random places and I would not realize it was going off unless it were in front of my face. And if I need to have it called so I can find it, it is much easier hear.
I just use the android "find my phone" thing. It'll ring at max volume even if it's on silent.
That's why I have a smart watch. Can't leave it places if it's attached to me.
Plus, it can make my phone make noise even if it's on silent.
Millennial not a boomer, but I get so few phone calls my so I never bother putting my phone on silent. I do mute media volume tho don't need to accidentally play video audio in public.
I only turn my phone to silent if I'm somewhere that specifically requires it: like a movie theatre.
Not a boomer and I don't care for people telling me I am rude or whatever for having my phone make noise.
Edit: I know having my phone make noise is unpopular, but I paid for this brick to make noise.
Ok boomer.
Sorry poor humor. I honestly don't care if someone's phone is ringing in public, only thing that annoys me is when they are playing on or watching things in public with the volume turned up.
Somebody needs attention. Look at the big important man getting phone calls and notifications. Pathetic.
Look who can't take the fact that someone operates differently.
Not only are you rude your also annoying. What's your ringtone? Probably something stupid and patriotic I imagine.
MF what? You're the one getting twisted because I am using a feature on my phone that is standard.
Get over yourself.
Might just switch from one of the standard ringtone ls that I use to blaring O Canada (my national anthem) due to the fact I know it would trigger you.
You're a degen. Probably gonna switched it to the sound of you holding that ostrich. Lol don't lie it's just "Suuuurrrrrrrryyyy" on repeat lol.
Buddy, you're the one trying to force your idea on me. I'm not turning my phone to silent, and you can fucking cry yourself hoarse.
My phone, my settings, tell me in person.
You’re not channeling Shoresy. Shoresy would punch you in the dick and then fuck your mom because she begged him to.
yOuR nOt cHaNnElInG sHoReSy - proceeds to do the worst impression I have ever seen or heard.
Seriously you need professional help
Lol, are you even out of high-school?
Your gonna need better material than what the kids who were failing ( when I was in high-school 2 decades ago) used.
Please cry harder. It's amusing.
Oh I'm sorrrrry I didn't know you was a geezer, let's get you back to bed grandpa, and put your hearing aids in.
Calm down before you give yourself an angina, get you blood pressure tested and talk to your therapist about your emotional outbursts when someone mentions they don't have the same standards as you.
I would say that I would hate to run into you in public, but it's pretty clear you don't go out because its too noisy. I mean there are cars and road work and people who talk, and there are alarms. The lights beep for those who need to cross the road. Stores play music and doorbells chime.
Seriously grow up.
The light pollution is pretty awful too. Someday I will have been out of highschool for 2 decades like you, maybe I'll proudly serve, take my Bluetooth speaker on a hike and make a grown-up account on Lemmy.
Ah, so you ARE a child, respond like one and act like one.
What are you like French Canadian? You sure are surly. What's wrong the fishing not good in Quebec?
Wow, you just keep throwing a fit.
Oui monsieur.
I have my own company, I need to have my phone on
I wear a bone conductive headset a lot of the time, and I have it set to read out calls or important messages to me. Smartwatches have a similar use, but goal is to not miss a call while also having the phone on silent.