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She's clearly not a listerated pepsin gum girl
Momo's breath probably smells like if a cigarette could fart lmao
What makes you say that?
Me and who? 🥺👉👈
That's cool and all but does it work for kissing boys?
Is he a Listerated Pepsid Gum boy?
you're a boykisser aren't you
Have you tried the grapefruit technique?
Right hand in in right hand. Yup yup, i shake every woman's hand before kissing her cupids bow
That sounds way dirtier than just saying "Lips"
A crummy commercial?
This was my immediate thought as well. Well played.
Nonsense right at steps two and three. Signaling to another person that you respect their consent by asking permission on even the small things is hot.
Told a woman when we were alone under a perfect starry sky "I'd really love to kiss you right now".
She hit me with "I know".
Her name? Hannette Solo
Hannah Poly would have been a more fitting name for her.
For real, I can't express how effective a well-placed "May I kiss you?” can be. For both parties.
Apparently I don't
Do we have an oldschoolridiculous community on Lemmy yet? This would be great content
So, what you're telling me is that every time I've ever eaten pussy I fucked up because none of them used Listerated Pepsin Gum? Gdi.
Who has to ask permission for a kiss?!
"Uh... can I... um... you know... uh..."
I've had enough girls give me that, "STFU and kiss me you idiot" look, which closely resembles the, "WTF is he waiting for?" look. Can't image the look if I was asking first.
Autistic people deserve love too.
LOL, no. 19/20ths of y'all aren't autistic, at all. The younger gen just got fucked over:
I'd suggest everyone take a deep dive on those comments. See what you take out of it.
tl;dl: GenZ isn't inherently fucked up, but they got fucked up. READ. IT. ALL.
Interesting post. There definitely has been an increase in autism diagnoses which stems from it being much more widely accepted and looked into. There are significant differences between what's described in the post and what I know of autism though. While I think what you show in this post is problematic, not 1:1 with autism at all IMO
There are generally nonverbal cues, yes. If you're unsure, then asking is better.
Also, if you're wrong, jail.
At least that's the threat.
My problem is that look is so similar to the “Oh, God, he’s not thinking about kissing me, is he?” look.
If you lean in, she's leaning in, faces close, DO IT.
If you find a girl with her face closing in, I promise you, she's likely waiting on you to make the move. DO IT.
One of my favorite lines was from Dostoevsky: "She was greatly moved (?) by his daring." Something like that. Finally hit me. Yeah, women like a man who is bold.
That's not a license to be a jerk. That means to be decisive.
"But what if she didn't want me to kiss her?"
Then she wouldn't have put her face so close to yours. Women aren't clueless.
I gotta put a caveat in there for the guys: If you're not really into her, just swept up in the moment, back the fuck up. Kiss that girl, she's taking you seriously. If you're not serious, stop.