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[–] workerONE 65 points 1 month ago (6 children)

Only time travel to the future is possible. For example I will time travel one hour into the future and it will take me one hour to get there

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 month ago (1 children)

My Lemmy client says your comment is 1h old. Is it possible to learn this power?

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

You can travel to the past. You just need to take a plane to somewhere in a negative offset time zone.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

I'll travel several hours into the future and it only takes me one bottle of vodka.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Unless you're traveling close to the speed of light!

[–] JcbAzPx 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

It still takes you an hour, it just takes everyone else near infinitely longer.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

We are all time travelers

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[–] Sanctus 46 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Because the langoliers got them?

[–] Ffkhrocks 14 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] Hackworth 8 points 1 month ago
[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

Serge - pronounced sa-rrr-zzh

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago (3 children)

That was the first Steven King movie I saw when I was a teenager. Messed me up.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

I saw it on TV when I was 7 or 8. I had nightmares for months.

[–] mojofrododojo 4 points 1 month ago

yeah balki doesn't do well

[–] random_character_a 3 points 1 month ago
[–] [email protected] 38 points 1 month ago (3 children)

The people are all gone, the Langoliers just haven't shown up yet.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Even though a bit cringy because of the metaphysical stuff, I really liked that twist on the time travel trope.

[–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Of course not, don't be ridiculous.

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[–] [email protected] 34 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Your brain is a time machine. However, it cannot effect the reality that you physically reside in.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Time machine, but not a space machine

[–] disguy_ovahea 18 points 1 month ago (2 children)

And the bike is a space machine, but not a time machine. What we need is a spacetime machine.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago

If used correctly, the bike can move you forward in time. It takes approximately 60 minutes to move an hour into the future. But you can't return so think twice before you go into a horrible age.

[–] hakunawazo 5 points 1 month ago

Ok so we need

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

You can travel through space too, but again, it won't affect the world you physically reside in.

😔

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[–] Lemminary 19 points 1 month ago (1 children)

you can easily return to the past

but a tree used to be there where you are and now you've impaled it

[–] kameecoding 13 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

Well, if we follow that logic, then where you end up is the emptiness of space, even if you go back exactly one year.

People tend to forget that the Earth not only goes around the sun, but the whole system is moving, so Earth is not in the same place as it was a year ago, even if it is relative to the sun.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Presumably all time travel devices, spells, etc. compensate for that. If someone figured out how to travel to the past, calculating where the planet was at the time should be easy by comparison.

[–] AEsheron 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Even more specifically, if we are talking a temporal teleport, then this shouldn't be a surprise. Most mainstream fiction uses teleports for time travel, pop out of one time and into another without experiencing the time between. As opposed to the device Farnsworth made in The Late Philip J. Fry, where they actually just change speed through time instead of skipping through it. In the latter case, you shouldn't have to worry about this issue at all. But with a teleport, any teleportation device is simultaneously a temporal and spatial teleport, due to causality and the nature of spacetime. So any teleport would need spacetime coordinates, not just spatial or temporal coordinates.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

In the year 252525

The backwards time machine still won't have arrived

In all the world, there's only one technology

A rusty sword for practicing proctology

[–] BarbecueCowboy 3 points 1 month ago

I think that brings up the question of how do we go about establishing an absolute position? If everything is moving, what isn't?

Everything being relative is a hell of a thing.

[–] Clinicallydepressedpoochie 17 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] Wogi 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

is THAT what that was about?

I only ever watched the first half of the TV movie. Second half never really seemed to air, or it really failed to explain anything.

[–] Clinicallydepressedpoochie 7 points 1 month ago

Yeah, they fly through some "portal" or whatever and end up in the previous day. Then langoliers show up to devour it. There's some other madness going on, too. You know, typical Stephen King shit.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It is a plot point in the sci-fi series Perry Rhodan, where they push the whole solar system 15 minutes into the future (iirc) to hide it from the rest of the universe.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (2 children)

So if aliens launch a nuke at the solar system, you would have died 15 minutes ago? 🤔

[–] qarbone 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

No, sounds like the solar system just got pushed out of phase with the rest of their universe.

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[–] mdurell 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)

NGL, this sounds pretty awesome.

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

Imagine going back to the past and getting UNLIMITED RICE PUDDING! (it's worth it I promise 😉)

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

Isn't this the premise of The Langoliers?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

Weirdcore my beloved

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

I'd like to return to about 12 hours ago so I can sleep

[–] ZILtoid1991 5 points 1 month ago
> go back in time
> "no one is there"
> change plans
> change SPAS12 to a barrel of petrol
> go to the moment when Thomas Mathus has been born
> pour everything with it
> the whole Malthus family dies
> go back to the present
> it's now a utopia without neoliberal capitalism and/or the world-wide rise of fascism
[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

Reminds me of white Christmas from black Mirror

[–] JackLSauce 3 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Langoliers but worse special effects

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

♪♫ He's gonna take you back to the past ♪♫

[–] Technotica 2 points 1 month ago

No one? Really? That sounds like heaven! is very introverted

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