Bluesky

"Alpha Males" are broken, full of glitches, and throw up so many red flags; just like "Alpha Software"

Worrying that your eyelashes are too long is about as far from alpha as it's possible to get.

I did this(with scissors) when I was 5 or so because I was told I had beautiful eyelashes, being the manly man I was at 5 I couldn't be beautiful so I cut them off.

These bros ain't alpha they are 5yos in mens bodies.

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Having your eyelashes trimmed to appear less feminine is the same energy as getting fake lashes or putting on mascara to appear more feminine. If you need your eyelashes trimmed, your beard sculpted, your hair gel'd, and your tan sprayed on just so you can look more masculine, I think you might be missing the forest for the trees, my guy. Absolutely nothing wrong with being concerned about your hygeine and appearance, but let's not pretend that this is the rugged masculinity you think you are portraying. Surprised the Alpha Bros came up with it, not the Queer Eye dudes.

Totally alpha to worry about the length of your eyelashes

If they want to affirm their gender, that’s their decision and are free to do so 😀

They’re trying to make themselves attractive to each other. A woman would love a guy’s nice lashes, but they wanna look good for their bros

These guys are sure looking at other men and finding them so attractive a lot. Maybe they are worried about something else and should talk to somebody about those feelings so that they can live comfortable in their own skin.

I'm... aged. And ever since I discovered sex was a thing, I discovered that my stupidly long eyelashes were both atractive to women and a very good conversation starter, as I would be randomly complimented/asked about them.

Let your eyelashes be. Good for looks and protection!

If you're constantly looking at the world in a sexual way .... the problem isn't the world. It's you.

Women have told me they love my long eyelashes since I was a teen. I’ve never felt the need to shave them.

Further: biology and evolution developed these to protect my eyes. What idiot goes against that?

I’m the most alpha man in the room. /s

I’m also the only man in the room.

Had a coworker once who in a presumably meth fueled rampage removed every single hair from his body down to plucking his eyelashes. Dude looked like a lizard afterwards. Favorite story about him was his explicative filled rant on the radio, being broadcast to everybody in lift ops with a radio on them, about how he thought minors at the coffee shop were trying to sleep with him.

Getting scratches on my cornea from all the debris winding up in my eyes to own the libs

Maybe I am especially oblivious, but I have never in my entire life noticed another person's eyelashes.

I have fairly dense and long eyelashes, don't give a fuck because I am secure in my identity.

How you could be so insecure that your long eyelashes make you feel like less of a man is beyond me. Real beta insecurity to have.

Femininity is stored in the lashes

Meanwhile there's an Infantry grunt these guys would idolize who hasn't showered in 3 days, is four layers deep in camo makeup, and they just popped a wad of chewing tobacco in their mouth while they lay in a pile of trash for their job.

I don't believe in the whole Alpha male thing but these guys wouldn't know what an Alpha is until they were backed up against the wall pissing themselves.

My mother always said she was jealous of my father's naturally thick dark eyelashes. Hers were long, but extremely fair and almost invisible. Dad loved his eyelashes because ladies loved them. I got the best of both worlds, until health claimed a lot of the thickness and length of my hair. Oh well, I'll miss you, dark long eyelashes!

I'm always dubious about posts like the screenshot. I always wonder if the poster, AskAubrey in this case, has fallen for a troll or a prank, or if they're the troll or prankster themselves.

Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake.

Alpha bros? I think you mean furries in denial.

Know what else is feminine? Being alive. Get to it alphas!

More bitches for me and my lucious lashes

Have fun getting dirt in your eyes, doofuses.

I seriously doubt the veracity of the headline. That mustache trim line has metrosexual written all over it.