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Bluesky Social is a microblogging social platform being developed in conjunction with the decentralized AT Protocol. Previously invite-only, the flagship Beta app went public in February 2024. All are welcome!

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Alpha Bros rise up! (slrpnk.net)

submitted 2 weeks ago by [email protected] to c/peoplebluesky

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[–] Zannsolo 70 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

I did this(with scissors) when I was 5 or so because I was told I had beautiful eyelashes, being the manly man I was at 5 I couldn't be beautiful so I cut them off.

These bros ain't alpha they are 5yos in mens bodies.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

I did the same when I was like 5. Not because I didn't like being feminine (I am literally trans now) but because an eyelash got in my eye and I decided that I was going to solve my own issue by myself.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 weeks ago

I tried to pull mine out at around age 6 because at a cowboys football game a stranger told me she wanted my lashes and she was gonna steal them.

[–] Rhoeri 3 points 2 weeks ago

Great response!

[–] isles 2 points 2 weeks ago

You just don't understand the Life, old man! /s