Yikes, remember kids no loose items near the violently spinning things.
I used to be a plumber and spent a lot of time running a pipe threader all I ever thought about while using it was if I mess up this thing will force my body through a 5 in gap.
I was in Bozeman Montana for my wife college friends wedding. The night before we went out to a bar, the doorman got called away and I just started checking peoples IDs, except I was hammered and I'd just stare blankly at the Id look at them and wave them in. I thought I was hilarious as did my wife and the friends of the people getting married.