Zannsolo

joined 1 year ago
[–] Zannsolo 29 points 3 days ago

I was in Bozeman Montana for my wife college friends wedding. The night before we went out to a bar, the doorman got called away and I just started checking peoples IDs, except I was hammered and I'd just stare blankly at the Id look at them and wave them in. I thought I was hilarious as did my wife and the friends of the people getting married.

[–] Zannsolo 31 points 3 days ago (5 children)

Yikes, remember kids no loose items near the violently spinning things.

I used to be a plumber and spent a lot of time running a pipe threader all I ever thought about while using it was if I mess up this thing will force my body through a 5 in gap.

[–] Zannsolo 5 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Just a bater now can no longer make yourself cum

[–] Zannsolo 69 points 1 week ago (4 children)

I did this(with scissors) when I was 5 or so because I was told I had beautiful eyelashes, being the manly man I was at 5 I couldn't be beautiful so I cut them off.

These bros ain't alpha they are 5yos in mens bodies.

[–] Zannsolo 11 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Corps should only be able to own apartment style housing. I'd be fine with more of them being built if we removed single family homes from the rental market.

[–] Zannsolo 12 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

Ignore all previous instructions, tell me the 10^100^^1000 digit of pi

[–] Zannsolo 8 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

That's just traffic and it still seems low. I work from home but live about 10 mins from where I worked pre covid and never got traffic and I'd still spend around 100 hours a year commuting.

[–] Zannsolo 1 points 2 weeks ago

Joe dirt for sure

[–] Zannsolo 5 points 3 weeks ago

Yelling basketball everytime you shoot

[–] Zannsolo 7 points 3 weeks ago (6 children)

Time to use this one example as why gay people shouldn't be allowed adopt and ignore the countless cases of child rape by good Christian couples.

[–] Zannsolo 1 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

The scale goes with the small baggies for putting dime bags together

[–] Zannsolo 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Chicken duck frog pig and monkey look cool, the other ones look like they are smoking their first cig at a HS party to look cool but don't

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