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[–] Boddhisatva 255 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Following Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau’s resignation announcement on Monday, Trump claimed credit for the decision, saying that people in Canada “love” the idea of becoming a U.S. state. This prompted Ford to make his own comments about acquiring U.S. territories.

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Canadian MP Charlie Angus rejected the idea outright, pointing to differences in the nations’ laws. Angus stated on X that Canada has rules preventing “sexual abusers” from becoming leaders, a clear reference to allegations against Trump.

I would love to have seen Trump's face when he heard that rejection.

[–] frigidaphelion 26 points 1 month ago (3 children)

If PM is prime minister, is MP minister prime?

[–] Boddhisatva 46 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] frigidaphelion 27 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Can we change it to Minister Prime? It seems like a cooler title

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Aligations? Isn't he convicted?

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[–] lettruthout 117 points 1 month ago (16 children)

Instead, how about California, Oregon and Washington joining Canada?

[–] skysurfer 65 points 1 month ago (1 children)

If this means high-speed rail from Vancouver to LA, sign us up!

[–] [email protected] 66 points 1 month ago (11 children)

I don't mean to be depressing but envying Canada for its spectacular rail service would be inadvisable.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Can't be worse than the US's.

[–] [email protected] 33 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Hooooboy is Via Rail going to impress you with how terrible it can be.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago (3 children)

I mean, have you ridden Amtrak?

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I have! VIA is actually worse and it's so fucking disappointing.

I will grant that I've never actually lost my seat on VIA due to overbooking (fuck Amtrak) but VIA's pricing is so fucking horrible that it's pretty much made itself irrelevant outside really short journies like the St. Lawrence valley cities.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago

I've ridden Amtrak but I've also seen videos about how Via Rail is basically unusable. Amtrak has improved significantly in the past decade as well, while Via seemingly regressed (again, Via info is based on other people's experiences, not mine).

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[–] jewbacca117 24 points 1 month ago

West coast reporting in, I support this.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 month ago (4 children)

I'm an Oregonian whose been craving a trip to Victoria, BC so I support the plan where I don't need a passport to do so. And I assume this would come with a box set of Kim's Convenience and/or Schitt's Creek?

But I think the GDP of those states is higher than the whole of Canada (and most of Europe). So how about we go it our own way but set up one of those fun free-trade, free movement unions with our francophonic friends.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 month ago (1 children)

set up one of those fun free-trade, free movement unions

You mean like the one that's currently being dismantled by Trump because it has "free" in its name?

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[–] Sterile_Technique 13 points 1 month ago (2 children)

...aight, just give the rest of us some fair warning first. I live deep in Y'all Qaeda territory, and I don't want to miss that boat!

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[–] TheLowestStone 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Californian here. I'm on board.

[–] Rhoeri 7 points 1 month ago

Washingtonian here. All in as well!

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago

Don't forget Vermont!

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Can we please sweeten the deal with the entire Northeast region? Hell, they can decide if they want New Jersey too

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[–] AbouBenAdhem 63 points 1 month ago (4 children)

How about if we buy Alaska and throw in Minnesota and Minneapolis at the same time?

Joke’s on them—Minneapolis is in Minnesota, so they’d only be getting two regions instead of three. Sell them quick before they catch on!

[–] chuckleslord 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Doug Ford has room temperature IQ, don't judge him too harshly (ya know what, fuck that. Judge him even harsher)

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[–] Glytch 11 points 1 month ago

As a Minnesotan I approve this message. Sell us quick!

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[–] [email protected] 58 points 1 month ago

Convicted felons aren't allowed to enter the country.

Trump couldn't try before he buys.

[–] Glytch 58 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Please sell Minnesota/Minneapolis to Canada. Please. I would much rather be Canadian.

[–] Pilferjinx 30 points 1 month ago (1 children)

You're honorary Canadians, eh buddy.

[–] chuckleslord 18 points 1 month ago (7 children)

...United Healthcare is headquartered here so... It really doesn't feel like it

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago

We really should just tax the ever-loving fuck out of them or evict them to Texas or something.

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[–] Rakonat 41 points 1 month ago (3 children)

As a Minnesotan I'm okay with this.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago

I came here to say this. I'm not entirely sure I would object all that much.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago (3 children)

If y'all do a referendum, maybe they dont even have to buy it?

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[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 month ago (9 children)

I live in Massachusetts and would totally support seceding and going to Canada.

Can RI come along too? You won't have to worry about their terrible driving, they'd never drive out of the region.

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[–] Professorozone 18 points 1 month ago (8 children)

Not to nitpick but Ford offered to buy Minnesota and Minneapolis but Minneapolis is a city IN Minnesota. I think it would come with. Kind of like whip cream.

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[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 month ago

So we're just actually gonna do the Michael Moore United States of Canada vs Jesusland thing?

[–] bitwaba 18 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Watch out about offering to buy something. Sometimes they force you to go through with it.

Ask Elon.

[–] chiliedogg 18 points 1 month ago

That worked out for him.

He ended up owning the whole fucking country.

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[–] pirating 17 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Florida! Let's take this chance to dump Florida off onto somebody else!

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Naw, you can keep your nations dick.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Well with rising sea levels, it appears to have a chronic watery discharge, so it's probably best that we just get rid of it.

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 month ago

new england is right there canada like we'd volunteer happily.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Was kind of hoping Michigan made the list. Would be nice getting to escape Trump that way

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[–] Sam_Bass 10 points 1 month ago

Dumbass would probably take the offer if he thought he could get away with it

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Please take Wisconsin. Too many idiot rednecks that vote against their own interests and a broken ass government here

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