As a former deli slicer operator, I just wanna say this would have made my day and I'd be so much happier to hear 5 vs "shaved" which was a hell sentence for bastards.
5 is sending me. 5 is alive. 5 is freeing me from pain.
I am not sober
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5 is alive.
NO DISASSEMBLE!
Los Locos kick your ass, Los Locos kick your face; Los Locos kick your balls into outer space!
He is leaking battery fluid!
I get roast turkey from the deli for my cats. I always tell them "shaved as thin as possible". I know it sucks and I'm sorry. But if the cats get big pieces they'll take it elswhere in the house to eat it and sometimes forget about it and then I find 2 month old rotting turkey behind the couch.
Anyone who says shaved gets thrown on the slicer themselves!
Does not-sober you want a #5 with cheese and a sauce?
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I hate when your asked to choose a number on a completely arbitrary scale your are completely unfamiliar with.
Leave the scale for the regulars, and just accept "less, medium/normal, more"
This reminds me when I was at a coffee shop where I ordered some hot coffee drink with milk. I don't remember what kind it was, but the barista brought out a big cup with a small coffee shot in it. Then she said something which I somehow didn't hear, so I just nodded and said "yes". She started pouring the milk into the cup. I just watched.
She continued to pour. Slowly.
After a few seconds, she raised her eyes up to me, still pouring the milk. I was starting to wonder how much milk this drink was supposed to have. I could see her starting to have more of a worried look while she filled up the last bit of the cup.
Finally she stopped. A full cup. I took the drink, said thanks and left.
When I tasted it, I noticed that the drink was incredibly weak. Then I realized that the barista had asked me to say stop, but I just made her basically make me a full cup of hot milk.
Sounds amazing to me
Goddamnit, this unlocked a memory of a kid in middle school eating a can of spam with a spoon.
.... I still do that.
Poor life choices. There's a difference
I eat up internet's spam. With no spoon
Child abuse
Thiccccc meat
Germans know the rule:
"Wenn die Wurst so dick wie's Brot ist, ist's wurst wie dick das Brot ist."
Isn't five 5mm?
I don't think the numbers on the slicer correlate with any known measurement system
Ah. So it's a gauge system. Like steel plate or copper wire thickness.
5-gauge ham.
5-gauge ham.
Sounds like it would be fired from a hilarious, disgusting, and enormous shotgun.
That'd be 2 inches tho
Nah, 5mm is a fifth of an inch. 5cm would be 2 inches.
I can't read 😑
Never got going to the deli and getting bologna, If I'm going to a deli I'm getting something good.
Anxiety soon to be met with high blood pressure.
fry that bitch in butter
Fry it for sure, but you shouldn't need to add an extra fat. You always can if you want, but bologna fries really well on its own.
I'm feeling sick just by looking at this abomination
Looks like you won. Enjoy your sandwich, King.
What kind of meat is that? It looks disgusting.
A more apt description of deli ham I have not heard.
It's the rare delicacy baloney steak.
the blake
It is meat. Ask no further questions.
The kind named after an European town?
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I am 99.999% sure that's a made up story with an unrelated picture. Deli slicers have numbered settings and they aren't inches. Also that isn't 5 inches that is maybe 2 inches.
The picture only claims it's 1" thick ...
Oh, so it does lol, I'm dumb. Tbf that is also not what a 5 looks like on any slicer I'm aware of. Usually it's a frequently wrong scale based on mm
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What’s the problem, looks just about right.
Looks delicious
the perfect amount
Tell em to fry that sucker and throw some mustard on it
This guy knows how to make a sandwich
I not sure what is this thing but it's not meat.
Judging from looks and thickness, it could be Leberkäse, delicious 😋
Pink slime
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