As a former deli slicer operator, I just wanna say this would have made my day and I'd be so much happier to hear 5 vs "shaved" which was a hell sentence for bastards.

5 is sending me. 5 is alive. 5 is freeing me from pain.

I am not sober

[–] [email protected] 59 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

5 is alive.

NO DISASSEMBLE!

[–] Psythik 12 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Los Locos kick your ass, Los Locos kick your face; Los Locos kick your balls into outer space!

[–] Psaldorn 9 points 3 weeks ago

He is leaking battery fluid!

[–] [email protected] 14 points 3 weeks ago

I get roast turkey from the deli for my cats. I always tell them "shaved as thin as possible". I know it sucks and I'm sorry. But if the cats get big pieces they'll take it elswhere in the house to eat it and sometimes forget about it and then I find 2 month old rotting turkey behind the couch.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 weeks ago

Anyone who says shaved gets thrown on the slicer themselves!

[–] HappycamperNZ 1 points 3 weeks ago

Does not-sober you want a #5 with cheese and a sauce?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago

Five alive