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[–] spacemanspiffy 312 points 2 weeks ago (6 children)

Washed? Is this some hip new slang term?

I feel liked not knowing this one makes me, well, washed...

[–] [email protected] 127 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] bandwidthcrisis 52 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Are you sure? With my knees, you'll need to help me up again.

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[–] [email protected] 92 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] AngryCommieKender 28 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Only like 20-30 more years before I can unironically quote this irl.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 weeks ago

You can be old at any age depending on who you're talking to lol.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Don't worry it'll fly by in no time

[–] homesweethomeMrL 7 points 2 weeks ago

Yeah I just said that unironically yester . . the other . . . damn

[–] bradons 63 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

New to me too. Washed sling meaning Washed up or past your prime. We old.

[–] CM400 146 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

The term washed up originated in the early 2020s and gained popularity in 2021.

As an old head, I’m pretty confident that “washed up” was used long before 2020.

[–] [email protected] 54 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

About a century before, Merriam-Webster cites the first recorded use in 1928.

[–] bandwidthcrisis 16 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

All the new slang is just abbreviation, e.g. based, riz.

[–] Chekhovs_Gun 7 points 2 weeks ago (7 children)

What's based? Sorry I'm washed.

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Everything has to be shorter, because gnat-like attention spans.

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[–] RememberTheApollo_ 23 points 2 weeks ago

Washed up has been in use for a long time. I have no idea how they decided it was a 2020 invention. Some AI search probably told them so.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago

they're off by a full century

[–] [email protected] 43 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

There was a joke about it in 30 Rock, where a teenager tells Liz her boyfriend is "totally washed" and she's like, "typical", while secretly looking up the word on the in-show equivalent of Urban Dictionary.

[–] BradleyUffner 37 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Sounds like she was streets behind.

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[–] [email protected] 28 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

not really, it's short for washed-up, which has been in use for at least a century

https://dictionary.cambridge.org/dictionary/english/washed-up

[–] Subverb 41 points 2 weeks ago (9 children)

Why do we need to shorten a two syllable word?

My knees hurt.

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 weeks ago

Washed up maybe?

[–] ninjabard 56 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Nah. Billy Joel (with Stevie Nicks) put on one of the best concerts I've ever seen.

[–] disguy_ovahea 31 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (2 children)

I saw him a few times, but his last tour with Elton was my favorite. One set of Billy playing Elton songs, one of Elton playing Billy songs, with the last set duets. Great show. Wish I caught one with Stevie Nicks!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago

I saw that tour with Billy Joel and Elton John, too. To date, still one of the best concerts I've been to. Face to Face. Wish they'd done a DVD of it!

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[–] Roopappy 50 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I do believe that everything old was better, everything new stinks, and my feet hurt all the time.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Funny you should say that. Near the end of WSB's 1953 novel "Junkie", IIRC, the main protagonist complains that he doesn't understand the slang of the new generation anymore. For example their use of "that stinks!"

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[–] RememberTheApollo_ 43 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Good music is just good music.

We listened to 20+ year old music when I was in High School. Zeppelin, Pink Floyd, Marley, Grateful Dead, and plenty of others along with current music of the time.

Judgy people are the ones throwing you in the washed up area.

[–] proudblond 8 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

I did too… now my kids like Brittany Spears.

[–] WoodScientist 14 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I'm just waiting for:

Them: I found this great classic rock band, Nickelback.

Me: Screams Internally

[–] chaogomu 7 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Nickelback had a banger or two, the problem is they rehashed that one banger into the ground. Releasing the same sone over and over again with slightly different lyrics.

That's what started the hate. If you find one of those early songs without context...

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[–] LaLuzDelSol 40 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

The guy with the metal detector in the background haha

[–] disguy_ovahea 35 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

I think he’s just poking a rock with a stick.

Must be Gen-X.

[–] LaLuzDelSol 9 points 2 weeks ago

Oh, maybe. Hours of fun either way!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago

Kids these days don't know about rocky pokey. Sheeeeesh.

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[–] atomicorange 31 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Doesn’t matter how old you are, Piano Man will get you. Drinking songs transcend generations.

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 weeks ago (7 children)

What happens if I tell them I like CCR, Johnny Cash or Sinatra?

[–] TwoBeeSan 15 points 2 weeks ago

You go to decrepit ranch.

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] homesweethomeMrL 14 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Pfft. *too*

Gawd. *eyeroll*

/s

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[–] son_named_bort 12 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

The Washed Police didn't start the fire

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[–] Rhoeri 11 points 2 weeks ago

Washed is still a thing? I remember 30 Rock doing a joke about this back in the mid 2000’s.

[–] grue 7 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

What does it say about me that I've liked Billy Joel's music since childhood?

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[–] ilinamorato 6 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

I love the detail that the ranch is protected by a completely insurmountable waist-high fence. We can't get out because our backs hurt.

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