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[–] spacemanspiffy 308 points 2 days ago (6 children)

Washed? Is this some hip new slang term?

I feel liked not knowing this one makes me, well, washed...

[–] [email protected] 123 points 2 days ago (2 children)
[–] bandwidthcrisis 49 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Are you sure? With my knees, you'll need to help me up again.

[–] mPony 5 points 1 day ago

yeah I don't even joke about hurting my knees.
People will laugh when someone gets kicked in the balls, but seeing someone fall onto their knees is all pain and no schadenfreude.

[–] homesweethomeMrL 4 points 2 days ago

Free your mind and your ass will follow

[–] [email protected] 91 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] AngryCommieKender 28 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Only like 20-30 more years before I can unironically quote this irl.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 days ago

You can be old at any age depending on who you're talking to lol.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Don't worry it'll fly by in no time

[–] homesweethomeMrL 7 points 2 days ago

Yeah I just said that unironically yester . . the other . . . damn

[–] [email protected] 43 points 2 days ago (2 children)

There was a joke about it in 30 Rock, where a teenager tells Liz her boyfriend is "totally washed" and she's like, "typical", while secretly looking up the word on the in-show equivalent of Urban Dictionary.

[–] BradleyUffner 37 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Sounds like she was streets behind.

[–] SidewaysHighways 1 points 1 day ago

oh dip! molotov cocktail

[–] ZoopZeZoop 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

This sounds like brainwashed. I'm not saying that's what they meant, but the context you provided makes it sound like that.

[–] bestagon 7 points 2 days ago

It’s like “washed up”

[–] bradons 61 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

New to me too. Washed sling meaning Washed up or past your prime. We old.

[–] CM400 145 points 2 days ago (3 children)

The term washed up originated in the early 2020s and gained popularity in 2021.

As an old head, I’m pretty confident that “washed up” was used long before 2020.

[–] [email protected] 53 points 2 days ago (1 children)

About a century before, Merriam-Webster cites the first recorded use in 1928.

[–] bandwidthcrisis 16 points 2 days ago (2 children)

All the new slang is just abbreviation, e.g. based, riz.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Everything has to be shorter, because gnat-like attention spans.

[–] Chekhovs_Gun 7 points 2 days ago (2 children)

What's based? Sorry I'm washed.

[–] ByteJunk 5 points 2 days ago

Ah yes I got this. Bro over here in the kitchen checks notes cooking! Wait no, he's cooked? Cooked what? And who's going to do the dishes? People have no respect these days, back when I was a kid you wouldn...................

[–] bandwidthcrisis 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Based in reality, I think.

And if anyone is wondering, riz is charisma.

[–] chaogomu 15 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Based actually comes from freebased. Which is what you do to cocaine to make it crack.

Based used to mean something cringe worthy until the rapper Lil B started using it in a positive context.

Now it's sort of the opposite of cringe.

[–] kadup 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Here's a fun little curiosity that profoundly annoys me: here in Brazil "cringe" accidentally got the wrong meaning. It was being heavily used online, so a famous TV news program decided to "explain what it means" to the older generation and accidentally explained it as "cringe means everything older generations are or do" so in other words, a lot of brazilians that aren't used to internet slang believe "cringe" means "somebody over 30" rather than actual cringe.

[–] meliaesc 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)

older generations

30

Ex freaking scuse me? 😢

[–] kadup 4 points 2 days ago

Brother I'd join you in complaining about this, but let's be honest, our lower back and knees do not lie

[–] Chekhovs_Gun 3 points 2 days ago

Ahh okay ...opposite of cringe. That makes it easy to remember.

[–] RememberTheApollo_ 23 points 2 days ago

Washed up has been in use for a long time. I have no idea how they decided it was a 2020 invention. Some AI search probably told them so.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 days ago

they're off by a full century

[–] [email protected] 28 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

not really, it's short for washed-up, which has been in use for at least a century

https://dictionary.cambridge.org/dictionary/english/washed-up

[–] Subverb 41 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Why do we need to shorten a two syllable word?

My knees hurt.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago

We don't need to. But we do it anyway for ease of language flow. See: Every single contraction, some of which don't even reduce syllables. Just contacted to make the tongue say it faster.

[–] affiliate 1 points 2 days ago (2 children)

just wait until you hear about people saying “comp sci” or worse, “poli sci”. if you are so pressed for time that you can’t afford to say all the syllables in “computer science” you can use an acronym. i will still be upset about the acronym, but i can live with it

[–] ChickenLadyLovesLife 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I'm so old I remember a time when sci-fi fans were offended by the term "sci-fi", preferring "SF".

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I remember a huge rumbling when the Sci-fi channel changed its name to SyFy. Neither word even has Y's!!

I'm gonna go sit on the bench with the other's while I rub my knees.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

No matter how many times I see “SyFy”, my brain always thinks “sih-fee”.

[–] Ziglin 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Those examples are abbreviations, not acronyms. Acronyms use initial letters (though people have gotten lazy with that to get nice sounding acronyms), whereas abbreviations are a category containing shortened words and also acronyms.

I would also like to note that the 'poli' in 'poli sci' is way too close to the prefix 'poly' to not cause confusion. This is just one example of an abbreviation causing confusion among those not yet aware of the meaning. That's why when addressing a general audience I avoid them or in longer conversations introduce them first.

[–] affiliate 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

my point is that people should use acronyms instead of those abbreviations. e.g., “CS” instead of “comp sci”. i hate those abbreviations. and you’re right that the “poli” does cause confusion. it always takes me a second to figure out what people mean when they say it. i think we’re on the same side here.

[–] Subverb 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Since we're down the pedantry rabbit hole, "CS" is an initialism, not an acronym.

[–] affiliate 1 points 1 day ago

i can’t believe that i didn’t even know the difference until now. i hope i don’t lose my pedant card because of this

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 days ago

Washed up maybe?