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[–] spacemanspiffy 312 points 1 month ago (6 children)

Washed? Is this some hip new slang term?

I feel liked not knowing this one makes me, well, washed...

[–] [email protected] 127 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] bandwidthcrisis 52 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Are you sure? With my knees, you'll need to help me up again.

[–] mPony 5 points 1 month ago

yeah I don't even joke about hurting my knees.
People will laugh when someone gets kicked in the balls, but seeing someone fall onto their knees is all pain and no schadenfreude.

[–] homesweethomeMrL 4 points 1 month ago

Free your mind and your ass will follow

[–] [email protected] 92 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] AngryCommieKender 28 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Only like 20-30 more years before I can unironically quote this irl.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 month ago

You can be old at any age depending on who you're talking to lol.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Don't worry it'll fly by in no time

[–] homesweethomeMrL 7 points 1 month ago

Yeah I just said that unironically yester . . the other . . . damn

[–] bradons 63 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

New to me too. Washed sling meaning Washed up or past your prime. We old.

[–] CM400 146 points 1 month ago (3 children)

The term washed up originated in the early 2020s and gained popularity in 2021.

As an old head, I’m pretty confident that “washed up” was used long before 2020.

[–] [email protected] 54 points 1 month ago (1 children)

About a century before, Merriam-Webster cites the first recorded use in 1928.

[–] bandwidthcrisis 16 points 1 month ago (2 children)

All the new slang is just abbreviation, e.g. based, riz.

[–] Chekhovs_Gun 7 points 1 month ago (2 children)

What's based? Sorry I'm washed.

[–] ByteJunk 5 points 1 month ago

Ah yes I got this. Bro over here in the kitchen checks notes cooking! Wait no, he's cooked? Cooked what? And who's going to do the dishes? People have no respect these days, back when I was a kid you wouldn...................

[–] bandwidthcrisis 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Based in reality, I think.

And if anyone is wondering, riz is charisma.

[–] chaogomu 15 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Based actually comes from freebased. Which is what you do to cocaine to make it crack.

Based used to mean something cringe worthy until the rapper Lil B started using it in a positive context.

Now it's sort of the opposite of cringe.

[–] Chekhovs_Gun 3 points 1 month ago

Ahh okay ...opposite of cringe. That makes it easy to remember.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Everything has to be shorter, because gnat-like attention spans.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

We used to use spent when we were too lazy to say washed up. Or fucked.

But you can’t use 4 letter words or your social media will get de-emphasized and your referral traffic will be ~~washed~~ fucked.

[–] RememberTheApollo_ 23 points 1 month ago

Washed up has been in use for a long time. I have no idea how they decided it was a 2020 invention. Some AI search probably told them so.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

they're off by a full century

[–] [email protected] 43 points 1 month ago (2 children)

There was a joke about it in 30 Rock, where a teenager tells Liz her boyfriend is "totally washed" and she's like, "typical", while secretly looking up the word on the in-show equivalent of Urban Dictionary.

[–] BradleyUffner 37 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Sounds like she was streets behind.

[–] SidewaysHighways 1 points 1 month ago

oh dip! molotov cocktail

[–] ZoopZeZoop 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

This sounds like brainwashed. I'm not saying that's what they meant, but the context you provided makes it sound like that.

[–] bestagon 7 points 1 month ago

It’s like “washed up”

[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

not really, it's short for washed-up, which has been in use for at least a century

https://dictionary.cambridge.org/dictionary/english/washed-up

[–] Subverb 41 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Why do we need to shorten a two syllable word?

My knees hurt.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

We don't need to. But we do it anyway for ease of language flow. See: Every single contraction, some of which don't even reduce syllables. Just contacted to make the tongue say it faster.

[–] affiliate 1 points 1 month ago (2 children)

just wait until you hear about people saying “comp sci” or worse, “poli sci”. if you are so pressed for time that you can’t afford to say all the syllables in “computer science” you can use an acronym. i will still be upset about the acronym, but i can live with it

[–] ChickenLadyLovesLife 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I'm so old I remember a time when sci-fi fans were offended by the term "sci-fi", preferring "SF".

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I remember a huge rumbling when the Sci-fi channel changed its name to SyFy. Neither word even has Y's!!

I'm gonna go sit on the bench with the other's while I rub my knees.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

No matter how many times I see “SyFy”, my brain always thinks “sih-fee”.

[–] Ziglin 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Those examples are abbreviations, not acronyms. Acronyms use initial letters (though people have gotten lazy with that to get nice sounding acronyms), whereas abbreviations are a category containing shortened words and also acronyms.

I would also like to note that the 'poli' in 'poli sci' is way too close to the prefix 'poly' to not cause confusion. This is just one example of an abbreviation causing confusion among those not yet aware of the meaning. That's why when addressing a general audience I avoid them or in longer conversations introduce them first.

[–] affiliate 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

my point is that people should use acronyms instead of those abbreviations. e.g., “CS” instead of “comp sci”. i hate those abbreviations. and you’re right that the “poli” does cause confusion. it always takes me a second to figure out what people mean when they say it. i think we’re on the same side here.

[–] Subverb 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Since we're down the pedantry rabbit hole, "CS" is an initialism, not an acronym.

[–] affiliate 1 points 1 month ago

i can’t believe that i didn’t even know the difference until now. i hope i don’t lose my pedant card because of this

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago

Washed up maybe?