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[–] [email protected] 80 points 3 days ago (5 children)

So... they claim to be non-citizens...

Do they know what happens to non-citizens (that also don't have a valid green card / visa)?

🤔

(anyone wanna tell them?)

[–] [email protected] 43 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

There was a previous post here where the sovcit had problems at work because he was asked for proof of work authorization (aka green card, EAD, or valid I-797) because he claimed he was a non-US citizen.

[–] BonesOfTheMoon 28 points 3 days ago

The Qcumbers chase them on the highway for 40 miles and strangle them.

Oh wait that's just non white people.

[–] cabron_offsets 5 points 3 days ago

No one’s coming for Billy Bob.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Free travel outside the US? Sign me the absolute fuck up. Who the fuck is wanting to stay in this shit hole, exactly?

[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Might wanna learn about something called "Statelessness"

TLDR: Not a fun state of existence

[–] [email protected] -4 points 3 days ago

Guaranteed asylum claim? Sign me the fuck up.

[–] CatZoomies 38 points 3 days ago (1 children)

“Don’t tread on me. Come and take it.”

Towing companies entered the chat: “Okay, we’ll take your shit… ‘without prejudice’.”

[–] FlyingSquid 6 points 2 days ago

Sounds like the towing company will be the ones saying: "I got mine."

[–] Treczoks 44 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Oh yes, The police will be sooooo impressed.

[–] [email protected] 41 points 3 days ago (1 children)

It's pretty impressive to just admit to a bunch of crimes without anyone asking you to.

[–] Noite_Etion 40 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (3 children)

No Drivers Licence-No Insurance-No registration-No Inspection.

Why is everything capitalised besides "registration"?

Why does the American Flag have stripes going the wrong way?

Why does it say no registration whilst having a registration number!?

How did they spell "exempt" wrong?

How dumb are these people...

[–] betterdeadthanreddit 32 points 3 days ago (1 children)

It's all part of the magic spell that makes laws disappear.

Why does the American Flag have stripes going the wrong way?

Good catch, should be at a 45° angle with gold fringes.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Good catch, should be at a 45° angle with gold fringes.

Made with blue ink.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago

Using straight lines, in the shape of a kitten ?

[–] [email protected] 19 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Why does it have a flag at all? Isn't the whole concept to be independent of the US?

[–] [email protected] 14 points 3 days ago

It's called the "U.S. Civil Flag" apparently? I'm too medicated to make sense out of this website at the moment

[–] AtariDump 1 points 3 days ago

The flag is supposed to be hanging vertically and not horizontally; when hung vertically the stars should be behind the speaker’s right shoulder (or the audience’s left side)

[–] LovableSidekick 7 points 2 days ago

Building your own roads to drive on must be a pain in the ass tho.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 3 days ago (3 children)

Why bother having letters and numbers on a “registration plate“ when it doesn’t mean anything anyway?

[–] Taalen 7 points 2 days ago

Maybe it's less likely to draw attention than no plates at all? If you're not paying attention, your brain just goes "letters and numbers, yup, that's a license plate".

[–] [email protected] 16 points 3 days ago (1 children)

UCC 1308 is a legal code I think.

[–] shalafi 6 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Shouldn't it be "USC", Untied States Code?

[–] meco03211 28 points 3 days ago

UCC is Uniform Commercial Code. Oddly enough there are laws within those codes that do sorta say things like "private vehicles are exempt". The part sovcits miss is those are definitions prefaced by something like "for the purposes of this section the following words are defined as..." This means outside of that section your private vehicle is not exempt from most laws. Really only the ones governing commercial activities. That's why they try to tell cops things like "I'm not for hire" or "I'm using this in my private capacity, not commercial".

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 days ago
[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 days ago

How else can you sell shit to fools ?

[–] [email protected] 19 points 3 days ago

No, "EXEPT" is an acronym here.

Elon's X Enables Papa Trump

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago

Maybe writing "exempt" on a car or plate carries an additional penalty?

[–] [email protected] 20 points 3 days ago (1 children)

DOT EXEPT

... wait, is that a typo and it's missing either an M or a C (EXEMPT or EXCEPT)? That would be a little embarrassing.

[–] BonesOfTheMoon 14 points 3 days ago (2 children)

It's supposed to say EXEMPT

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 days ago

Wow, if only they didn't make that typo, this one neat trick would have worked!

[–] BreadstickNinja 2 points 2 days ago

The M stands for "manumission" and has already been freed from bondage, like the driver.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I really should get in on printing these for rubes.

[–] BonesOfTheMoon 11 points 3 days ago (1 children)

They'll probably try to pay you in Moorish dollariums though.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 days ago

You only ship when paid through whatever payment gateway

[–] NegativeLookBehind 16 points 3 days ago

Really pushing the limits of how much "stupid" you can fit onto a "license plate"

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 days ago

There’s so much stupid printed on there it looks like Dr Bronners soap.

Except the soap at least works.