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I also love how it starts with him wishing all a Merry Christmas and ends with him naming certain people he won't wish a Merry Christmas.

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[–] NatakuNox 95 points 1 month ago (4 children)

He thinks the 38k lives lost building the Panama Canal were American!? Bro is terminally dumb.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 month ago

he's an idiot who wants to cede american ieadership and influence on virtually everything to china because all he's interested in xenophobia fearmongering over actual investment in america.

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[–] [email protected] 61 points 1 month ago

I'm hoping these continual word salads mean the aneurysm in his brain is continuing to grow. Not that his vp moving into the presidency would be any better though, but hot damn would him croaking be so fucking satisfying. Hope he had plenty of hamberders as his xmas feast.

[–] gmtom 51 points 1 month ago (1 children)

This is genuinely the worst timelins

[–] mEEGal 24 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I can picture one where he breeds little clones of themselves with Elon as his spouse

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Thanks for a chuckle at least

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[–] graycube 48 points 1 month ago (1 children)

He forgot to wish Merry Christmas to the millions of illegal criminal immigrants who are eating our pets, stealing our women, and doing our jobs while getting free Healthcare from our government.

[–] lemmylommy 22 points 1 month ago

Also Hillary’s emails

[–] pivot_root 40 points 1 month ago (2 children)

If Canada was to become our 51st state

The last time that was attempted forcefully, it ended up with them burning down the White House. Canada is also one of the major reasons we have international agreements banning the use of chemical weapons in warfare.

So... maybe let's just leave Canada to their own devices.

[–] Chip_Rat 10 points 1 month ago

We would appreciate it. No offence but you guys can be pretty rowdy neighbours and quite frankly a bad influence on this household.

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[–] hemmes 37 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I don’t think he knows how to use capital letters

[–] FlyingSquid 32 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The list of things he doesn't know but should would probably be longer than Wikipedia.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 month ago (1 children)

This list of things he doesn't know is Wikipedia.

[–] FlyingSquid 11 points 1 month ago

I would bet you there are things he doesn't know that even the most anal Wikipedia editor would say, "really? Someone needed to tell him that?"

[–] FireWire400 33 points 1 month ago (1 children)

He just can't leave Joe Biden alone, can he?

[–] FlyingSquid 52 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Nope. He'll be ranting about Biden and Obama until he chokes on a hamberder on the toilet or whatever other stupid way he dies.

[–] FireWire400 20 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I still think that someone will shoot him during his term, but I don't know if that would be even worth celebrating as I dread to think who'd take his place...

[–] FlyingSquid 26 points 1 month ago

As Jello Biafra once said, "I'd rather have a dumb Nazi than a smart Nazi."

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[–] GrammarPolice 32 points 1 month ago (2 children)

This shouldn't be normal behaviour for someone who holds such a high position. The highest in the world you could say. It's baffling how you could hold one of the highest positions in the world and act like a child.

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[–] ArgentRaven 28 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I guess I'm out of the loop. Does China occupy/control the Panama Canal?

Also, people want Greenland because after global warming melts the rest of the northern Arctic region, it'll be a big shipping lane and Greenland will be a major landmass/port/base for security. Meaning, everyone knows it's real, and just denies it for political reasons.

[–] FlyingSquid 44 points 1 month ago

No. Panama does. You may be out of the loop, but Trump is loopy.

There are also other reasons that Greenland is valuable. Not just mineral rights on newly-exposed land due to melting glaciers, but those glaciers themselves are going to get more and more valuable in a world rapidly running out of fresh water.

The U.S. is already pumping more groundwater than is getting replenished. It's going to get worse, especially when they keep building more and more water-hungry data centers.

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[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 month ago

What the everlasting fuck?!

[–] disguy_ovahea 20 points 1 month ago (1 children)

That was one of several offensive Christmas posts by the Dictator Elect.

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[–] FlyingSquid 20 points 1 month ago (2 children)

That one was from last year. Note the date.

Not surprising you didn't realize since this is an annual thing for him.

[–] disguy_ovahea 13 points 1 month ago

I totally missed that, but as you said, it’s no surprise this is a regular occurrence.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago

It's absolutely fucking insane to me how anyone ever could post this and get elected president of the United States of America. This single post alone would mean political suicide in almost any other western democracy.

It's just - what is happening?? I'm absolutely dumbstruck by this lunacy. I cannot for the life of me understand how someone could look at this dumpster fire of a human being and say "Yes, that's who should represent me in the world and shape the policies of my everyday life." Holy fucking shit what the fuck is happening

[–] Treczoks 18 points 1 month ago

You never did expect Trump being presidential, or at least gentlemanly, did you? He might be rich and influential, but there are crack consumers with better manners.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Is it real? Can you give a link?

I don't question you FS, it's just these two pages (?) look too well structured for his current level of mental demise. Guess he could've got it proofreaded by someone.

[–] FlyingSquid 29 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

I really do not want to link directly to Truth Social, but this should work:

https://www.news.com.au/world/north-america/us-politics/go-to-hell-donald-trump-posts-unusual-christmas-message/news-story/d59acd3552de0100ef53986295638173

Edit: I went to TS to get the images, I just refuse to facilitate him getting any more direct views on my account.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago

I agree. Thank you.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 month ago

President Elon Musk needs to get his butler under control. This is an embarrassment to 🇺🇸.

[–] Aslanta 15 points 1 month ago

He means Merry Xmas to the CEOs, who have successfully regained control of the remaining 99.99% of the population, and whose ancestors from the Virginia Company would be very proud.

[–] CheeryLBottom 14 points 1 month ago

It sounds like the angry rantings of a 10 year old

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)

one is an inbred privileged rich kid with a criminal history... and so is king charles.

[–] FlyingSquid 11 points 1 month ago

One of them is the brother of a pedophile and the other is the pedophile's former best friend.

[–] MoonlightFox 12 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 month ago

Ha ha cookie choices

"Learn more" or "Accept"

Way too European to click that shite

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago

Maybe the great cheetoh doesn't understand what "to all" means.

[–] LaunchesKayaks 12 points 1 month ago

Making up my 2025 bingo. Putting "Invade Canada", "Invade Greenland", "WW3", and "We're the baddies" on it.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Great. Another four years of constantly being disgusted by the absolute moron put in power by my fellow citizens.

[–] StayDoomed 7 points 1 month ago

Eggs were just too expensive, a fascist with dementia will fix it.

[–] HexesofVexes 10 points 1 month ago

King's speech - "Peace on earth plz"

President Elect's speech - "Reeeeee"

[–] SkunkWorkz 9 points 1 month ago

When the US invades Canada

[–] Stupidmanager 8 points 1 month ago

Ahhh, is this how we justify going to war to take Panama? Next up, we’ll be liberating Chinese from Winnie the Pooh dictator because they didn’t pay the tariffs.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

To be honest this is about the same level of inane fuckin waffle that king Charlie came out with yesterday

[–] FlyingSquid 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

At least Jug-Ears tried to be nice.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago (3 children)

I'm actually pretty sure he's as sound a bloke as you could be, given his position. But man, someone made him read a speech yesterday that was religious in the extreme; there must've been a reason for it

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

He must've felt really clever writing that.

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