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[–] aeronmelon 3 points 39 minutes ago

Logging onto some random dude’s usenet be like…

[–] [email protected] 22 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

I like how the regular stuff is obfuscated and buried deeper than Putin's bunker, but Vampire Porn is just hanging about barely below the surface

[–] kautau 1 points 10 minutes ago

You don’t even want to know what’s in “Me and Lisa”

[–] Thatuserguy 53 points 3 hours ago (3 children)

Okay but I NEED to know what's in the Stegosaurus folder

[–] [email protected] 19 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

Obviously Stegosaurus-porn

[–] _wizard 13 points 3 hours ago

Horses love it.

[–] SendMePhotos 2 points 1 hour ago

My thought was some stenography files.

[–] bazus1 10 points 2 hours ago

nothing hides from WinDirStat

[–] [email protected] 18 points 3 hours ago

I had a maze of empty folders about 10 layers deep that eventually led to my porn cache. There was some good stuff in there, but I'm sure my fan speed spiked sporadically as a result.

There was one of this girl getting completely railed outside, and a prop plane flies over head and you can her thought process register on her facial expressions - I am outside. The plane is outside. That means the people in the plane could possibly see me. Nah they are too far away.

[–] IndiBrony 5 points 2 hours ago

Imma need that horse folder. For science.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago)

yo i need to talk to cousin sal the diabetic...

for research purposes

[–] [email protected] 17 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

Who else missed the "cute college girl" folder?

[–] Bhaelfur 12 points 3 hours ago

I did because I saw "Vampire Porn" first

[–] rtxn 19 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

Bet my ass there's porn in "Schoolwork"

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 hours ago

The only place I bet.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

The other folder names are a real trip as well.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

I wonder if 'Stegosaurus' is also porn...

[–] ajoebyanyothername 8 points 3 hours ago

It's all also porn.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 hours ago

aunt floyd the trans icon

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 hours ago (2 children)

Why is no one mentioning the Vampire porn?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 hour ago

Because everybody has vampire porn. It’s like posting a picture of your fridge with decapitated heads in it and asking "why is no one mentioning the cream cheese?"

[–] [email protected] 2 points 53 minutes ago

You don't have vampire porn?