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[–] Thatuserguy 106 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Okay but I NEED to know what's in the Stegosaurus folder

[–] [email protected] 77 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 month ago (1 children)

that... is not a stegosaurus, that's a sauropod

you will now be put in paleo jail and be forced to watch trey the explainer until the day you die

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago (1 children)

No, he is a stegosaurus, he even says that himself

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[–] [email protected] 32 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Obviously Stegosaurus-porn

[–] _wizard 26 points 1 month ago

Horses love it.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

why does this guy get to know how stegosex works, but not paleontologists?!?

(one of the biggest mysteries is how stegosaurus reproduced with those massive plates on their backs)

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Stego knows more than one position.

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[–] SendMePhotos 11 points 1 month ago

My thought was some stenography files.

[–] [email protected] 99 points 1 month ago (4 children)

I like how the regular stuff is obfuscated and buried deeper than Putin's bunker, but Vampire Porn is just hanging about barely below the surface

[–] kautau 38 points 1 month ago

You don’t even want to know what’s in “Me and Lisa”

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 month ago (2 children)

regular stuff

...just going to ignore the 'horses' folder?

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 month ago

did they stutter

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Where do you keep your photos of those beautiful equine?

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[–] captainlezbian 3 points 1 month ago

Well yeah gotta leave the normal stuff up top

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[–] [email protected] 43 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I had a maze of empty folders about 10 layers deep that eventually led to my porn cache. There was some good stuff in there, but I'm sure my fan speed spiked sporadically as a result.

There was one of this girl getting completely railed outside, and a prop plane flies over head and you can see her thought process register on her facial expressions - I am outside. The plane is outside. That means the people in the plane could possibly see me. Nah they are too far away.

[–] rtxn 36 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Bet my ass there's porn in "Schoolwork"

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago

The only place I bet.

[–] [email protected] 34 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

yo i need to talk to cousin sal the diabetic...

for research purposes

[–] bazus1 32 points 1 month ago

nothing hides from WinDirStat

[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Who else missed the "cute college girl" folder?

[–] Bhaelfur 26 points 1 month ago

I did because I saw "Vampire Porn" first

[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 month ago (1 children)

What porn category is Adobe?
(I assume all folders are porn ofc)

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 month ago

"Family Stuff"

oh no

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Jeez just put it in a folder called "porn" on your desktop.

[–] Cornelius_Wangenheim 34 points 1 month ago

You gotta hide it a little bit. That's why mine is labeled "notPorn".

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Help me my parents found my horse folder... 😥🫣

[–] Agent641 4 points 1 month ago

They've been contributing to it 😨

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The other folder names are a real trip as well.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I wonder if 'Stegosaurus' is also porn...

[–] ajoebyanyothername 10 points 1 month ago

It's all also porn.

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[–] UnderpantsWeevil 15 points 1 month ago

Every single one of these folders he porn in it

[–] aeronmelon 14 points 1 month ago

Logging onto some random dude’s usenet be like…

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago

Yo but let's see the Download folder contents

[–] captainlezbian 13 points 1 month ago

Vampire porn should be top level

[–] ZILtoid1991 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Plot twist: the horses folder is full of clips of Vaush.

[–] Famko 11 points 1 month ago

You mean clips for Vaush

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago

No one would ever find mine. I keep it hidden in a folder labeled notpron

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago

aunt floyd the trans icon

[–] KuzhinierSileon 9 points 1 month ago
[–] IndiBrony 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Imma need that horse folder. For science.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 month ago

I worked in IT back in the ‘00s. One of my work friends called me over to a client’s computer. He asked “notice anything with this machine?” With a grin. I mess about a little while before coming up on a folder… a big folder. He says

“Yep! 40 gigs of horse porn!”

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

Mr Hand's computer

[–] BoxOfFeet 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I want to see the psp folder!

[–] Bamboodpanda 5 points 1 month ago

Same. My modded PSP was the greatest console I ever owned.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Just saying that my "Homework" folder is actually incredibly well hidden. Despite this, I'm the only one who has ever used the computer.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Hmm, yes, the jpeg in this smells like 2008, a great year of vampire and horse harvest

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Why is no one mentioning the Vampire porn?

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Because everybody has vampire porn. It’s like posting a picture of your fridge with decapitated heads in it and asking "why is no one mentioning the cream cheese?"

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Wait, you don't have vampire porn?

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