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[–] [email protected] 12 points 7 hours ago (2 children)

STOP doing manifest destiny

Nations were never supposed to span from coast to coast

Want to have more coastline anyway? We have a solution for that: it's called a PENINSULA

[–] ikidd 8 points 6 hours ago
[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

Stalin: our nation should span from coast to coast

Putin: I won't be satisfied with just the Crimea peninsula

[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 hours ago

Iberian Peninsula is so hot right now

[–] [email protected] 18 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago)

Left: Mental Illness

Right: Mental Illinois

[–] wreckedcarzz 2 points 5 hours ago

states in the northeast

"we are the Midwest! :D"

"whelp, it's retarded. honey, look away." loads shotgun

[–] [email protected] 8 points 8 hours ago

So THAT'S what the psychs meant when they said I was living in a state of mental illness..

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 hours ago

Tiny alaska tiny alaska

[–] uberdroog 55 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

As someone who just moved from the west into "the REAL US" ... this shit is old and broken and slow as fuck and everyone just accepts it like it's supposed to be that way.

[–] EleventhHour 16 points 13 hours ago

Because it’s either that, or they pay taxes. They made their own bed.

[–] db2 4 points 8 hours ago
[–] DreamlandLividity 2 points 7 hours ago

How cute. The mental patients are playing a game, where they pretend half of them are normal <3

[–] Holyginz 7 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

Florida just shouldn't exist and I'd probably move California over to the other side. But on the whole I think this pic is passable.

[–] Dozzi92 2 points 7 hours ago

Northeast + West Coast and Everywhere Else.

[–] [email protected] 36 points 15 hours ago (4 children)

NY, Florida, Texas, California are the only states, the rest is Ohio

[–] Skullgrid 31 points 14 hours ago (2 children)

if your state has a natural border, it's real. otherwise it's a prank. Which square state are you from, the one shaped like a square or the one shaped like a rectangle. get real motherfuckers

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

I’m Canadian, this makes so much sense and why you guys have 50

[–] Skullgrid 2 points 7 hours ago

I'm not murcan

[–] Draghetta 5 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

And to think Africans complain about their rectangle borders, Americans are just fine!

[–] Skullgrid 4 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

typical yank, africans don't complain about rectangle borders, they complain about straight lines.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 hours ago

your face is a straight line

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[–] PP_BOY_ 60 points 16 hours ago (4 children)

Is it too late to get a refund for the Louisiana Purchase?

[–] [email protected] 21 points 14 hours ago (2 children)

What I wouldn't give for my state to be part of France rather than this US bullshit.

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 hours ago

I second the motion of making the Louisiana Refund real.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 16 hours ago

We bought it for pennies. Imagine the ROI.

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

Nevada exists but only for Fallout new vegas

[–] GreenKnight23 1 points 6 hours ago

how can Nevada hurt you when it's not even real

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 hours ago

It's all turtle island as far as I am concerned

[–] rockSlayer 30 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

There seems to be a mistake with this map, Minnesota is a Canadian province

[–] [email protected] 14 points 15 hours ago
[–] wabafee 9 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

Sooner or later Florida won't be a state anymore.

[–] Eyelessoozeguy 5 points 8 hours ago (1 children)
[–] wabafee 2 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

That's clever those buildings could potentially become home for the future fishes for sure. https://www.newsweek.com/map-shows-cities-that-could-go-underwater-sea-level-rise-1996760

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 hours ago

Ah but obviously tourism would spike to see to see the lost city of ~~Atlantis~~ Florida

[–] Freefall 7 points 12 hours ago

The line is so....vertical. Incorrect but funny.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 13 hours ago

A yes, the eternal september of 1806

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