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[–] PP_BOY_ 71 points 2 months ago (4 children)

Is it too late to get a refund for the Louisiana Purchase?

[–] [email protected] 34 points 2 months ago

We bought it for pennies. Imagine the ROI.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 2 months ago (1 children)

What I wouldn't give for my state to be part of France rather than this US bullshit.

[–] _stranger_ 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

Illinois et Arquensas

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

I second the motion of making the Louisiana Refund real.

[–] EleventhHour 4 points 2 months ago
[–] uberdroog 60 points 2 months ago (1 children)

As someone who just moved from the west into "the REAL US" ... this shit is old and broken and slow as fuck and everyone just accepts it like it's supposed to be that way.

[–] EleventhHour 20 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Because it’s either that, or they pay taxes. They made their own bed.

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[–] [email protected] 38 points 2 months ago (4 children)

NY, Florida, Texas, California are the only states, the rest is Ohio

[–] Skullgrid 36 points 2 months ago (3 children)

if your state has a natural border, it's real. otherwise it's a prank. Which square state are you from, the one shaped like a square or the one shaped like a rectangle. get real motherfuckers

[–] Draghetta 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

And to think Africans complain about their rectangle borders, Americans are just fine!

[–] Skullgrid 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

typical yank, africans don't complain about rectangle borders, they complain about straight lines.

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[–] [email protected] 37 points 2 months ago (4 children)

STOP doing manifest destiny

Nations were never supposed to span from coast to coast

Want to have more coastline anyway? We have a solution for that: it's called a PENINSULA

[–] ikidd 17 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] Shardikprime 4 points 2 months ago
[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Stalin: our nation should span from coast to coast

Putin: I won't be satisfied with just the Crimea peninsula

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago

Iberian Peninsula is so hot right now

[–] TehWorld 5 points 2 months ago

If you want more coastline, all you have to do is measure with more accuracy.

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[–] [email protected] 36 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

Left: Mental Illness

Right: Mental Illinois

[–] Johnmannesca 4 points 2 months ago

Mental Illinois sounds like a sick band name

[–] rockSlayer 32 points 2 months ago (1 children)

There seems to be a mistake with this map, Minnesota is a Canadian province

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 months ago
[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 months ago (5 children)

Colorado: Real US

Rest of the states: Mental illness

[–] Sneezydinosaur 15 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (4 children)

True. Also how is Florida not mental illness? SMH my head.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Despite the fact that I have family in florida, I would definitely swap florida and California status, least Cali does something good for the country with their tech innovation and privacy laws. I can't recall the last time Florida did something good

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago

Florida will be part of the sea in the near future. You don't have to worry about them for much longer.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

As a Californian I can say thats probably the least we give since we have a shit tonne of different industries within the state. Reminder we are the fourth largest economy in the world.

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[–] _stranger_ 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

The moon landing launched from there., and that's about all I'm willing to give them.

[–] kamenlady 3 points 2 months ago

Miami Vice was pretty good though.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

Smh my head yes

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

🎶my head my back ..........🎶

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago

So THAT'S what the psychs meant when they said I was living in a state of mental illness..

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)
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[–] wabafee 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Sooner or later Florida won't be a state anymore.

[–] Eyelessoozeguy 6 points 2 months ago (2 children)
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[–] kurtrude 8 points 2 months ago

I'll be deep in the cold cold ground before I recognize Missourah.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago

A yes, the eternal september of 1806

[–] Holyginz 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Florida just shouldn't exist and I'd probably move California over to the other side. But on the whole I think this pic is passable.

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[–] Freefall 7 points 2 months ago

The line is so....vertical. Incorrect but funny.

[–] Shardikprime 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I always knew California was a bedrock of metal illness

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[–] wreckedcarzz 4 points 2 months ago

states in the northeast

"we are the Midwest! :D"

"whelp, it's retarded. honey, look away." loads shotgun

[–] db2 4 points 2 months ago
[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

It's all turtle island as far as I am concerned

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Nevada exists but only for Fallout new vegas

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