Proof that the snails on my citrus seedlings are shitheads.
this post was submitted on 11 Dec 2024
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How do snails even reproduce?
They harpoon their dicks into the other snail. Look it up lol.
its like calcified nut-spears right?
Traumatic insemination
they impregnate themselv i think
self-harming gets you preganananntet
pregante ! 🇮🇹
They have long mating rituals. Once they are aroused genitals come out of their face/neck and couple together.
Then they stay like that for hours, like many hours, you cannot separate them because their genitals are so deep inside their body that you'll may kill them.
After that they part ways like nothing.
Source: I have pet snails and have watched them having sex several times. To my defense I also let them watch when I have sex.
That's his fault for not retracting his head before pooping! This poor guy doesn't have the option:
As a snail pet owner I confirm that the little fuckers shit on their face all the time. They are unbothered by it apparently.
They also shit a lot. Like really a lot. Much more than you think for such a little creature.
Just wipe it off with your - oh, right...